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The world is getting so sensitive.
Soon I won't be able to make fun of myself without offending someone.

27

Entscheide lieber ungefähr richtig, als genau falsch.

25

I know the voices aren't real but man do they come up with some great ideas

117

I Now Pronounce You Man and WiFi. And then they lived happily everafter....

89

I will stop wearing black when another colour becomes equally as dark.

97

"Du hörst nur das, was Du hören willst, oder?"

"Ein Bierchen? Da sage ich nicht nein!"

39

The same boiling water that softens the potato hardens the egg. It's all about what you are made of - not your circumstances.

40

Some people feel the rain, others just get wet

71

A moment of patience in a moment of anger saves you a hundred moments of regret.

66

Trust your heart, it beat before you were able to think!

230

If I wanted to kill myself I would climb your ego and jump to your IQ.

459

Seeing a spider is not the problem. It becomes a problem when it disappears!

77

I WOULD LOSE WEIGHT

BUT I HATE LOSING

173

I wanted to write down exactly what I felt but somehow the paper stayed empty

and I could not have described it any better

296

If you're looking for sympathy, you'll find it in the dictionary between shit and syphillis!

407

Wassermelone abwiegen, auf "Peperoni" drücken und Barcode abreissen, auf Joghurt kleben und in fremden Einkaufswagen legen.

48

Einkaufszettel
meiner Frau:

"... eine Honigmelone (das sind die gelben)..."

Ich werde einfach unterschätzt.
Immer.

39

Tage,
an denen man sich in der S-Bahn die In-Ear-Kopfhörer lieber in die Nase als in die Ohren stecken möchte.

43

come to
the dark
side,

we offer
free wifi.*

66

Wir sitzen auf dem Sofa und filusofir... phielusof... also wir reden.

59

On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the Escape key.

159

My friend said only onions made him cry, so I threw a melon at his face.

111

Kleine Torte statt viele Worte

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY

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I wish more things could be blamed on autocorrect.

64

Whitespace Marketing

Works.

1

i'm sorry
for what
i said when i was hungry.

251

Today I took a picture of my peanut butter sandwich.

208

404: Life not found

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