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$pretty amazing how "dumb" and "math class" have the same number of letters$

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Describe yourself in three pizza toppings.

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If you're in a fairytale and you're a single woman over the age of 35, chances are you're evil.

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Today a feminist asked me how I view lesbian relationships.....apparently "in HD" was not the right answer...

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I'm not saying I did terrible things last night, but Satan woke up on my couch and won't make eye contact with me...

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He died doing what he loved, playing "got your nose" with bears.

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Never forget that you breathe:

respect the jungle, it keeps you alive

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BETTER DAYS ARE COMING

they are called saturday and sunday

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