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I wish the voices in my head would at least take turns.

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Porn is so unrealistic. I just took a shower with my boyfriend and all he did was stand in the corner shivering for 20 minutes while he handed me a bunch of shampoos.

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Today a feminist asked me how I view lesbian relationships.....apparently "in HD" was not the right answer...

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I'm not saying I did terrible things last night, but Satan woke up on my couch and won't make eye contact with me...

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I'm multitasking,

I can listen, ignore and forget at the same time

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A piece of my heart breaks whenever your eyes skip over me.

By the time you leave, my heart'll be nothing more than broken shards.

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If you listen real closely, you can hear my alarm clock laughing as I set it.

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If you're in a fairytale and you're a single woman over the age of 35, chances are you're evil.

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