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sometimes people are beautiful just in the way they are

"ADVERTISING"

The art of making people buy things they don't need.

I believe in nothing
but the truth and who we are.

what's the difference between you and ice cream?

i like ice cream...

Happiness is...
someone reposted
something of yours.

Love is in the air and it smells like a rotten dog.

Standards

so high you couldn't even reach em'

Being an adult is the dumbest thing I've ever done.

How can we dance when our earth is turning?

How do we sleep while our beds are burning?

sorry dear boldfamily, i didn't see a lot of yours this week.
good night :-)

please god cure my hangover and i promise i will never drink again, also forgive me in advance for lying about never drinking again.

I'm not saying you're a slut, but if your vagina had a password it would be '1234'.

a smooth sea never made a skillful sailor.

I can't tell you how many times I've had to cancel a date because my dog keeps dying.

people wait all
week for friday,
all year for summer,
all life for happiness

we spend
too much time
wondering why
we are never
good enough.

Distance means
so little when
someone means
so much

Everybody has a dirty side, some just hide it better than others

How to make a girl wet:

Pour a bucket of water on her

bold guys with strong nerves braved the
dAnger

"I love you"
-
three small words that can be so hard to say...

those who wander are blinded and exhausted from too much wankin

once
upon a time..

FAP, FAP, FAP, FAP

the end.

If people wanna stare, make it worth their while.

there is a swiss pirate called bold,
wankin's his thing i'm told,
he keeps sailin' to Bali,
to get off his jollies,
and play with his deck hands gold!

once upon a time...

three Swiss
have a bold idea

Once upon a time, an app was downloaded...

It's the little things you do
that makes me so crazily
attracted to you.

baby do you still love me after all these years?
do you still love me like you did for so long?

Once upon a time there was a king. He died. The end.

That moment when you text someone and they don't reply...

do you think it possible
that some people
are born to give
more love
than they will ever
get back
in return

???

Because when you stop and look around, this life is pretty amazing.

Some bolds were once just innocent words with a colored backround.

Boys think their hardest when around other naked people

The problem with some people is that they don't realise they are a problem!

Apparently some grown-ups never grow up...

It's okay to drink, as long as one doesn't get drunk.

Correcting someones mistake and making a mistake in the correction.

You can't start a fire, you can't start a fire without a spark

Take me to a place where doors are open..
a lovely little place where no one's broken •

I may not be the best looking, I'm not rich, I don't have a perfect body, but I have a good and warm heart for those who care

Laughing at your own texts before you send them because you're so damn funny.

he who buys what he not needs, steals from himself

I don't care if you think i'm crazy. Life is too short to be normal.

With my earphones on, my voice sounds great when i'm singing. Then I take them off and realize I sound like a dying walrus.

well,
I could agree with you,
but then we'd both be wrong.

if you dont stand for something you'll fall for anything

I'm sick of social media.
I'm out.
text me.

its just so strange.
you used to love me,
and now youre a stranger
who happens to know all
of my secrets.

Everything will be alright.

Maybe not today...
but one day it will.

Your pride, your ego, your needs, and your selfish ways..
Caused a good, strong woman like me to walk out your life •

And then all
of a sudden
she changed..
She came back
a completely
different person..
With a new mindset,
a new outlook, a new soul..
The girl that once cared way too much about everyone and everything, no longer cared at all •

Every dawn is a new chance to make a change

The last thing I want to do on a weekend, are homeworks!

peace is not to be found in a treaty with your adversary, but in breaking bread with him

• tea

women belong in the kitchen.

men belong in the kitchen.

everyone belongs to the kitchen - kitchen has food.

The most honest compliment of a man?

A boner.

Boldomatic is my friend,

YouTube is my voice,

and Google is my brain.

if two people are meant to be together, eventually they will find their way back'

Of course I have a life. I've got 3 left, just let me pick up this mushroom.

there's a story in your eyes. i can see the hurt behind your smile

Black bold and pink letters means pinky and brain hacked in the boldomatic system.

. .

If you try to be something you're not you'll end up being nothing

. .

As a true gentleman, I hold the door for my woman.

Then I smack her ass.

Patience is not about how long you can wait, but how well you behave while you are waiting.

music is the only thing in the world which can change my mood in one second

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they say, 1 out of every 3 people cheat in a relationship.

not sure if it's my husband or my boyfriend

I'm sorry to inform you that the pink font color died in a tragic accident. May it rest in black and white.

To Women:
A man who truly loves you will never let you go no matter how hard the situation is.

To Men:
A woman who truly loves you will be angry at you for so many things but will stick around

Beauty without intelligence is a masterpiece painted on a napkin.

You don't have to be perfect to be loved.

IT'S OK
THE DEVIL
IN ME
IS A
HARMLESS
JESTER

when was the last time you did something for the first time?

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the best way to find out if you can trust somebody is to trust them'

Now, spread your legs and try to tell me about your day...

I love the sound of children not being around.

Laugh when you can, apologize when you should and let go of what you can't change.

Sometimes I think that no one takes boldomatic as serious as I do.

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lo
vethe
oneswho
areinmylife
andmakeitamazing

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If teachers have substitutes,
why can't we?

"Mom, I'm going out."
"With your friends?"
"No mom, with Pikachu."
"WHO'S PIKACHU, IS HE YOUR BOYFRIEND?"

How many times do i have to say "excuse me" before "get the f*ck out of my way" becomes acceptable?

if at first you don't succeed try and try again

I was going to do something today, but I haven't finished doing nothing from yesterday.

school is much easier than work

and it's true

i feel like it was a lot easier to be with someone before, than it is to be with someone now. back then everyone seemed to know what they wanted, but now everything seems to be based on trends, games and lack of appreciation.

or is it just me?

I was going to make a joke about Sodium and Hydrogen,

but NaH.

Facebook asks what i'm thinking. Twitter asks what i'm doing. Foursquare asks where i am.
The internet has turned into a crazy girlfriend/boyfriend.

$\ / |o.o| Boldomatic is watching you.$

If you tell the truth, it becomes a part
of your past.

If you lie,
it becomes a part
of your future.

In about 20 years, the hardest thing our kids will have to do is find a username that isn't taken.

IF EVERYONE IS TRYING TO BE 'INDIVIDUAL' DOESN'T THAT MEAN EVERYONE IS JUST THE SAME?

Sex jokes are not funny. I mean cum on people.

I love you so much I want to move to a country where I can legally own you

I save my homework until the last minute because then
I'll be older, therefor more wiser.

I may be quiet, but i have so much on my mind...

we're building it uuuup

TO BURN IT DOWN!!!

Yes, i've made mistakes. Life doesn't come with instructions.

Muss dafür jetzt jemand gerade stehen? Ich mein die Ausgangslage ist beschissen. Dafür muss doch irgendwer gerade stehe?

He is a BOLDer.
A candlestick holder.

Pour hot wax over her.
Slowly pour to make her
purr.

Don't forget to pour it on her shoulder! ; )
(A "limmerick" inspired by a fellow bolder, I told him I would make one) ••••

•|•

i don't know who you think you are
but before the night is trough,
i wanna do real bad things with you...

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I'm not lying, i'm just making the story better.

We always think about what we don't have. Rarely about what we already have.

$\m/$

there was a boi from
singapore
who decided to visit a
whore
he went down for a lick
but came up with a dick
& now he has no back
door

the other guy doesn't deserve the satisfaction that he ruined you.

life is too short to realize, life is too short and do nothing about it.

There was a time I was down, down
I didn't know what to do
I was just stumbling around, around
Thinking things could not improve
I couldn't look on the bright side
Of anything at all
That's when you gave me a call

Now I feel better, better, better than before
I feel better, better, better, now I'm not down any more

And there were times I was sure, so sure
I couldn't turn it around
I couldn't care any more
About the good things I found
That's when you gave me a reason
To make me smile again
I only have to see you and then

I feel better, better, better than before
I feel better, better, better, now I'm not down any more
I feel better, better, better than before
I feel better, better, better, now I'm not down any more

Life sometimes seems to get the best of you
Like everything just brings you down
Just when you think there's nothing you can do
A friendly face will bring you around
And you'll feel better

You'll feel better, you'll feel better,
Better than before
You'll feel better, much better
No you won't get down any mor

«i think
i think
i think
a little
too often»

T H A N K Y O U

I am a
SUGGESTED WRITER
That just
made my day!

Never go to bed angry, stay awake and plot your revenge.

When I'm in a relationship.
I don’t want that break up, get back together type shit. No. We fight, we gonna work it out.

203: what we say makes a difference in our world

204: we hold the answers. we just never use them.

THE MOST DANGEROUS THING TO WANT IS

MORE.

that moment
when you
get so bored
at work

you actually
start working

Learn from yesterday

Live for today

Look for tomorrow

Rest this afternoon

empty promises.
thats what hurt the most..

Of course your opinion matters,

Just not to me.

“Saying that Islam is in heart, is similar to giving back the exam's paper completely white and saying : knowledge is in brain.”
? Tariq Ramadan

Apabila dua insan menyintai Tuhan yang satu, maka mudahlah bagi mereka untuk bersatu. In'Shaa'Allah …

There is no place like somewhere that doesn't exist.

Let the truth pour out.
i'm tired of the games.
i won't lie, no i'm not okay.

This is my confession.

Like a tenacious dagger with a jagged edge.
I linger in the night, broken like snagged dredge.

I'm filthy, naughty, bitter and lame.
Girls flee at the very mention of my name.

I lusciously approach you, with my intentions prone.
My words will rattle, and chill you to the bone.

When I whisper in your ear, it stings like cut.
-"Hey, can I stick it in your butt?".

165: i need someone to prove to me that love and trust still exist

Finding something you made when you were kid.

justlittlethings

Finally finish something you have been working on for a long time.

"Lie to me again", she said.

"i love you", he said.

Poor is the man whose pleasure depends on the permission of another.

You can do whatever you want. But you must live with the consequences.

the more
you take it
to yourself - the more
you take it away ...

Everytime I see you, I wanna throw something at you like your a tiny bug.

If you don't know what you want there is
no exit.

never regret something that made you smile

We
all have
that one friend
that makes everything so damn sexual •

Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things you didn't do than by the ones you did do.

Yeah!

i can almost hear the gears grinding inside your head

make a wish in one hand, shit in the other...

see which one fills up first.

when all else fails, put on a pouty face

148:
Fact

When I get a text from you. My heart stops, than continues beating again.

i'm not fat -

it's just my awesomeness swelling up inside me

if you were my homework, i'd do you on the table

Don't
let your
emotions
overcome
your
intelligence •

Smile..
It might
not make your problems disappear,
but it will stop people from asking what's wrong with you •

Destiny is when you find something you were never looking for and then realize that you never wanted anything else'

So what we go out?

That's how it's supposed to be.
Living young and wild & free

Be strong enough to let go and patient enough to wait for what you deserve

If you've never lost your mind, then you've never followed your heart

All my life I thought air was free..
until I bought a bag of chips •

Versprechen gebrochen:

Bräutigam übergibt sich beim Ja-Wort??

It's gonna get harder before it gets easier.
But it will get better, you just gotta make it through the hard stuff first.

you can only see what your eyes want to see ...

Once you've accepted your flaws, no one can use them against you

Don't obsess over something you cannot change••••

there is one thing almost as funny as scrolling through a day of bolds...
people warching...
sometimes i can't get enough of those silly ones...

do whatever you want as long as you don't kill others.

I just stepped on a cornflake. Now, i am officially a cereal killer.

When i get bored, i go on google and search the most random things.

love found in primeval screams

paltry
silence
in love lost

The loneliest people are the kindest. The saddest people smile the brightest. The most damaged people are the wisest.
All because they do not wish to see anyone else suffer the way they do

The biggest lie I tell myself:

"I don't need to write that down..
I'll remember it."

Nothing has meaning that we don't give it.

It's
"Tell-Your-Friends-About-Boldomatic"
day!

Why is it not socially acceptable to talk to yourself in public?

Friends
are like potatoes..
If you eat them,
they die •

Monday is God's punishment for what we did on weekend •

Never test the depth of the water with both feet••••

The best way to avoid disappointment is not to expect anything from anyone

teach man to fish and he will deplete the oceans dry

No it's okay, you don't have to like your own posts.

THE WEEKEND DOESN'T LAST FOREVER. LIVE IT UP. DRINK IT DOWN. LAUGH IT OFF. HAVE NO REGRETS.

Th sun is up. The sky is blue.
It's beautiful. And so are you.

I hate the part of the morning where i have to get out of bed and participate in real life.

seid ihr euch eigentlich bewusst, dass wir uns vor jedem bold für eine von den 44 farben entscheiden müssen?

und wieviele entscheidungen
triffst du
so pro tag?

Women are like iPhones..
you have to touch them all over before they respond.

Men are like Blackberries..
rub one ball and everything moves •

The only thing we have to fear is fear itself...

and spiders...
FUCK SPIDERS!!!

There is a big difference between a guy and a girl saying,

"I went through an entire box of tissues during that movie."

The reason a mans mind is dirtier than a womens, is because she changes it all the time.

not giving
a shit

is the best start of a new chapter

i'm busy now; can i ignore you some other time?

Did you do the homework?" "No" "Ok good me neither, i'm not the only one."

Anyone who smiles on a Monday morning cannot be trusted.

All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.

MESSY ROOM = WARM ROOM

CLEAN ROOM = COLD ROOM

Stop complaining about being single. We have bigger problems here. Like why McDonald's doesn't serve breakfast after 10:30.

i enjoy talking to you, my mind needs a rest

You don't know what you know until you know what you don't know... Or something

A day without sunshine is like... well, you know, night.

I wanna throw a party with fake alcohol and see how many people act wasted

CHERISH
Yesterday

DREAM
Tomorrow

LIVE
Today

why do we need algebra?
finding "x" is only useful if you're a pirat.

SOMEONE WHO HAS NEVER MADE A MISTAKE HAS NEVER TRIED ANYTHING NEW

You only talk to me when you need me.

I'm done.

He: Baby I miss
you

She: Your Xbox
broke didn't it?

He: Yep

there is ash at one end of my cigarette, but more importantly there is a handsome guy at the other.

If you love someone a lot, it doesnt matter who of your family/friends likes them or if they are popular. Its about taking risks for that person. Your not there to make anyone else happy in your relationship. Just you and that person.

True Story:

I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I've ended up where I needed to be••••

"Sometimes you have to be a bitch to get things done"

when the times comes to leave

just walk away quietly and don't make
any fuss

Love is only chatter, friends are all that matter.

Everything will be okay in the end.

If it's not okay, it's not the end.

IT'S FRIDAY
BITCHES!

May your weekend be a haze and the pictures never be made public •

Sometimes I just don’t know what the fuck I’m doing.

what was first:

the week or the weekend?

Weekend Contest!
===================

Post something with word 'weekend'. The writer with the most likes wins some bold swag.

Popular > Contests

Einfach mal auf offener Strasse zu einem Pärchen gehen und sagen:

Hey !
Ich hätte euch ohne Maske und Peitsche beinahe nicht erkannt !
Seid ihr dieses Weekend auch wieder da ?

$~œ/ |0 ||\ Konichiwa kids! We are Fuku&Shima, your new babysitters from Japan!$

Det krävs 42 muskler för att göra en ledsen min men bara 4 för att sträcka ut armen och slå till den jäveln

When live knocks me down,
I usually lay there and take a nap.

You deserve someone who would jump fences for you. Not someone who is on the fence about being with you.

Sometimes, you find yourself in the middle of nowhere, and sometimes, in the middle of nowhere, you find yourself.

DON'T YOU TYPE AT ME IN THAT TONE OF VOICE.

why are
you trying
so hard
to fit in,

when you
were born to

stand out?

iPhone
uPhone
we all Phone
for a new Bold.

Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance?

Love can't be found where it doesn't exist, nor can it be hidden where it truly does.

Dear Microsoft Word,
I'm pretty sure I spelled my name correctly...

i've
fallen
in love
with you,

but you
don't exist.

« Alcohol is the solution to everything.

Everything.»

A dream comes true. Followed by gaggle beautiful swedish womans.

sometimes there seems to be a pattern in the stream, i can't decrypt.

like it is online.

Do we have to write everything in English now, for the Swedens?

rain
| | | | | |
| | | | | |
| | | | | |

Always be positive:
*trips down the stairs* "Yeah, I got down those stairs so fast!"

"Well, the kitchen floor is mopped."

"Did you know the linoleum had a pattern?"

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Think outside the box.

Said the man who's writing in a box.

101: strong people are only strong because they were weak before

Lieber ernst genommen werden als von Ernst genommen werden

dont wait for something to happen go out and make it happen

i am constantly scared you might fall off your ego and die.

i would love to insult you, but you wouldn't understand

Relationships are what people do before they fuck someone else.

The Deeper You BOLD, the Better You Swim•••

••3> ~~~~~~~~~~~~

if i've said anything that offended you, i meant it

I know that other people are stronger than me. so pls, i can't win you for me when you have the change to go away and love someone where can prove you self-confidence, are accurate and perfect.
but never forget, she will never love you as much than i love you'

Judihudi Geissefudi!!!!!!

I'm a suggested writer!

woow, so bold news!

just made my day!

My friend thinks he's smart.

He said onions are the only food that make you cry.

So I threw a coconut at his face.

Some
people
are just beautifully wrapped
boxes of bullshit •

Black
is modest and arrogant at the same time.

There's "hell" in hello, "good" in goodbye, "lie" in believe, "over" in lover, "end" in friend, "ex" in "next", & "if" in life.

Boldophilia.

Addiction to sharing random & sometimes hilarious thoughts on life, oneself and anything, everywhere and everywhen.

All while doing something else.

its hard to love again when every person after your first love just lets you down.

why can I see the ending at the beginning?

Play- The laughter.

Pause- The memories.

Stop- The pain.

Forward- The Happiness.

Practice safe eating - always use condiments••••

I hate it when I'm singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong.

Am I the only one who wakes up then stays in bed for like another hour?

justice is
a beautiful concept.
unicorns too.

great ideas come from conflict and dissatisfaction with the status quo. give me the rebels.

I swear to drunk I'm not God, but seriously, stay in drugs, eat school and don't do vegetables.

talking near
to the fan
to make
your voice
sound like
a robot.

respect your parents!!!

they passed school without google!!