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Happy Mother's Day, to all you sexy mamas. May your choices be taken away from you, on this special day, so that you don't have to decide every mother fucking little thing.

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Doctor, doctor, I'm a hot mess

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me: i'm calling my dad.

me at the auto shop calling my dad on speaker phone when the mechanics trying to get one over on me.

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you remind me of a software update, whenever i see you i think
"not now!"

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live each day as if it is your last, because i'm gonna kill you but i'm not super good with schedules.

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i'm considering setting up a pair of "door pants" by the front door so i have a quick and easy access to pants when delivery people, etc. come to the house.

door pants

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do you ever zone out but you're aware that you zoned out but you're too lazy to zone back in.

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