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This polo shirt has two buttoning options: Uptight golf prick or disco chest hair.

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YOU ARE AMAZING. Don't you forget that!

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I refuse to work 40+ hours a week to make you rich. I refuse to waste my life away as you continue to buy our politicians and trash our beautiful planet.

Fuck the benefits, fuck the vacation days, because what's the use when you've wasted so much time on something you don't believe in?

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I'll do whatever it takes to get what I want, even if you think it's all a joke because in all honesty, I'm living for me and I don't feel the need to seek your approval

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The most annoying question I get asked daily is "you didn't move out here with anyone?"

No bitch, I'm independent as fuck and ditched my comfort zone to experience something new.

Fuck.

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I wish I had boobs so people would stop making eye contact with me.

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A baby's laughter is one of the most beautiful sounds you will ever hear.

Unless it's 3am.

And you're home alone.

And you don't have a baby.

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I hate that people think I'm the crazy one for not wanting to support literally evil corporations when I have the option not to.

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