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Sometimes I'm not the person you want to put on speaker phone!

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I'm bringing sexy back...if only I could remember where I had it last.

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Tee mir Rum Nr. 3.

Die Grippe fängt an, Spass zu machen.

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USA haben angerufen.

Hatten sich verwählt.

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Wir Männer sind oft so einfallslos beim Geschenke kaufen.

In der Parfümerie stehen wir meist davidoff.

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Kölsch.

Schnell trinken, bevor es Alt wird.

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Based on the amount of laundry I do each week, I'm going to assume that there are people who live here that I have not met yet.

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why are scary movies always in creepy places like jails and hospitals? i want a scary movie in Walmart!
"clean up in aisle 13"
"but sir...there is no aisle 13..."
"dramactic music"

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