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X I'm a unicorn and don't date humans

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I hate the word "HOMOPHOBIA". It's not a phobia.
You're not scared.
You're an asshole.

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I said, "I love you" as I sat by him sipping my wine.
That's when he asked me, "is that you or the wine talking?"
I replied, "Oh, sorry. That was me talking to the wine."

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If you think about it... ketchup is a tomato smoothie.

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Alcohol should be served in Capri Sun pouches. When you can't get the straw in the hole you've had enough.

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I love you so much
that I would tell you
if I dropped your toothbrush in the toilet.

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A lot of people cry when they cut onions, the trick is not to form an emotional bond.

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