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Quit playing. Let's just
show and tell...

83

A DELETED BROWSER HISTORY SAYS IT ALL.

61

Mess with me
you mess with the whole damn trailer park

4

I just wanted to say that you are beautiful.

8

you better let your empty words unspoken

16

I hate it when the voices in my head go silent...

I never know what those fuckers are planning...

164

For the record:

I don't give a flying fuck who reads or likes, or dislikes, my incessant ranting in small thoughts via this application.

I thought this was
the whole point.

18

It's not going to be easy..
but it's going to be worth it •

10

When you're
growing in love
with someone, it's wonderful to watch your friends and family falling in love with that person too •

7

Instead of waiting in front of the altar, I rather hang out at the bar.

25

they've promised that dreams can come true, but forgot to mention that nightmares are dreams, too.

34

My favourite
activity is pretending
that I can sing •

14

I wish I could copy paste you into my bed •

26

Life is like a camera. Just focus on what's important, capture the good times, develop from the negatives, and if things don't turn out - take another shot.

95

DEFINE YOURSELF. DON'T LET SOCIETY DO IT.

9

You're cute..
too bad you're an asshole •

10

I wouldn't mind kissing your lips everyday •

13

I knocked out a guy who said bacon sucks. No one talks about my friends that way

82

We are living in a world where the truth is often politically incorrect

17

I wish I would
be a part of
your story •

13

i envy the cup of coffee that gets to kiss your sleepy lips awake every cold and bitter morning.

97

If you didn't get the smile you were expecting,
be generous and give yours •

10

I'M NOT ATTRACTED TO BEAUTY.
I'M ATTRACTED TO SELF-CONFIDENCE.

19

women belong in the kitchen.

men belong in the kitchen.

everyone belongs to the kitchen - kitchen has food.

15

Once you
learn how
to be happy..
you wont tolerate being around people that make you feel anything less •

20

You know you have hit middle age when your memories become more important than your dreams.

9

I DRANK SO MUCH VODKA LAST NIGHT,
I WOKE UP WITH A RUSSIAN ACCENT.

45

How do you know when you are too drunk to drive? When you swerve to miss a tree then realize it was your air-freshener.

85

I went out with a girl with a stutter. When the waiter asked for her order she said, "Na-na-na-na-na-na-" So I helped her out by saying, "BATMAN."

13

Being famous on Instagram is like being rich on Monopoly.

269

You're living in my yesterday •

14

i wish i could trade my heart in to another liver.
then i could drink more and care less.

17

a little party never killed nobody

27

There comes
a point when you have to realize you'll never be
good enough
for some people..
the question is,
is that your problem or theirs?

33

I hate to be the bearer of bad news but someone just farted in bus #80

11

cartoonist found dead in home.
details are sketchy.

22

Close some doors, not because of pride, incapacity, or arrogance, but simply because they no longer lead anywhere •

24

let's grow cold together

11

Women are like iPhones..
you have to touch them all over before they respond.

Men are like Blackberries..
rub one ball and everything moves •

16

No one envies the ugly and nobody hates the weak •

6

Don't make choices with consequences you know you can't take •

13

It's
not a
secret..
but it's not
your business either •

16

Sometimes
in life we make the mistake of giving certain people the places which they never deserve •

17

No one is "too busy" in this world,
it's all about priorities

17

Sometimes in life you don't choose the path you walk,
but you can choose how you walk it •

25

You never realize what you have until it's gone.
For example, Toilet Paper.

44

why learn algebra? finding X is only useful if you're a pirate!

24

your naked body should only belong to those who fall in love with your naked soul.

81

Everyone has the right to be ugly, but you're overdoing it.

20

Good friends are like underpants, they cover your ass when you need them to.

36

,,If you love two people at the same time, choose the second one, because if you really loved the first one, you wouldn't have fallen for the second,,

~Johnny Depp

164

what makes earth feel like hell is our expectation that it should feel like heaven...

46

art is a physical manifestation

...of soul

9

FRIDAY IS IN THE AIR.

14

smart phones, smart cars,
smart television...

when are they going to start making smart people?

110

When I was your age,
I lost my doll not my virginity.

22

Time to
unleash the inner diva •

22

Facebook profil pictures are like McDonalds burger pictures.

Good looking but fake.

15

I've heard that you can die from being alive, so I'll just commit suicide before something bad happens to me.

15

"I need a boyfriend"

No, you WANT a boyfriend.
You NEED water, cause you sound thirsty.

22

i can only please one person per day...today's not your day and tomorrow doesn't look good either.

21

remember to forget

35

You never know what you've got...

...until you clean your room

20

"You look tired"

is just a polite way for someone to tell you that you look like shit.

28

When your life is shit, remember that you are also going to die. Probably pretty soon.

16

"instagram is down.

just describe your dinner to me."

9

Some people confuse boredom with security.

6

this song is amazing.
i must play it until i hate it.

15

if you succeed at everything you do, you are not taking enough risk.

20

I love using big words to sound smart.

I mean utilizing gargantuan idioms to fabricate intelligence.

23

Everybody should stop making fun of Justin Bieber.
That poor girl...

61

i'm wearing my friday socks.

they're like normal socks, but they're ready to party.

264

Back in
5
Minutes

18

gone travelling

27

light travels faster than sound.

that's why some people appear to be bright before they speak.

23

how to make money from facebook:

1. go to account settings
2. press 'deactivate your account'
3. go to work

25

sex, drugs and rock 'n roll.

its weekend

36

Sex is better than logic, but I can't prove it.

23

i's only rock 'n' roll but i like it.

15

Home:

a place where I can look ugly and enjoy it.

30

little secret

27

Sometimes it can be fun to randomly shout:

"Hey, Asshole!"

in a crowd, just to see who turns around.

41

Only those who will risk going too far can possibly find out how far one can go.

36

SOMETHING ABOUT TODAY MAKES ME WANT TO BE HUNGOVER TOMORROW

21

T H A N K Y O U

I am a
SUGGESTED WRITER
That just
made my day!

16

When the cockroaches are wearing party hats, it's time to clean the kitchen.

89

People say you can't live without love..
but I think oxygen is more important •

29

Go on and tell rumours about me.
I love learning things I've never even knew about myself.

33

Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once.

30

It's really rude to talk while I'm interrupting.

41

What if April Fool's Day doesn't really exist,
and it's been the longest prank ever •

30

Dear absolut vodka,

You promised you'd make me funnier, smarter and a better dancer.

I saw the video, we need to talk.

44

"Everything has a reason"

When I punch you in your face, remember,
I have a reason.

38

Follow your dreams, except for that one where you're naked at work.

36

Rule of Algebra:

If it seems easy, you're probably doing it wrong.

33

Mirrors can’t talk. Luckily for you, they can’t laugh either!

28

I have to stop saying
"How stupid can you be?".

I think people are starting to take it as a challenge.

172

Freak out your neighbours by renaming your WiFi to

"Police Surveillance Van"

71

I love finding money in my clothes.
It's like a gift from me to me.

123

Design won't save the world but it damn sure makes it look better.

53

Sex jokes are not funny. I mean cum on people.

152

you were born to be real,
not to be perfect!

25

Wake up every morning with the thought that something wonderful is about to
happen •

19

Whenever
you're going in a park
again take a tennis
ball with you, throw it to someone and yell..

"I choose you Pikachu!"

..then you might have to run •

16

others have sex in the kitchen, I eat in bed

455

The sex was so good even the neighbours had a cigarette.

327

Release Your Inner Badass.

305

I wish I could trade my heart for another liver so I could drink more and care less.

313

BEAUTIFUL THINGS HAPPEN WHEN YOU DISTANCE YOURSELF FROM

THE NEGATIVE SHIT

372

i play the keyboard in a band called the internet

318

I love you so much I want to move to a country where I can legally own you

276

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