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Posts Liked by emmareinholdt

Ladies, lets take extra long to look stunning for all the guys we'll be ignoring tonight.

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in Denmark, we're so rich

we pay with crowns

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You remind me of my big toe, cause i'm going to bang you on every piece of furniture I own

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I love you so much
that I would tell you
if I dropped your toothbrush in the toilet.

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-Police: 'Knock Knock'
-Me: Who is it?
-Police: It's the Police!
-Me: What do you want?
-P: We just wanna talk.
-M: How many of you are there?
-P: 2
-M: Then Talk to each other

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It's funny how people you meet in the weirdest ways are usually the most amazing.

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Yeah, you're pretty from a distance...
at night... under a rock.

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the soul wouldn't have rainbows
if the eyes had no tears.

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