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Yesterday is history
Tomorrow is mystery
Today is a gift

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To Do-List

1) Buy 4 pigs

2) Paint numbers 1, 2, 3 and 5 on their backs

3) Release them in a supermarket

4) Sit back and watch Security search for #4

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troublemaker.

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Generally, I'm a very nice person.

Just don't push the asshole button.

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When I step in the bathroom, I'm teleported to a whole new world. The shower becomes my stage, and the showerhead my microphone.

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In the end, we just regret the chances we didn't take

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Things you should never break
- trust
- promises
- hearts

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How do you tell if your chocolate bunny is a boy or girl?

Bite its head...if it's hollow, it's a boy.

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