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He who buys a lady knickers, deserves to taste what it covers

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A lady asked for a special gift, bought her diamond necklace; she then asked me to put it on her and pull it off later;
if i have a second chance, i would get her knickers instead

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The best way to remember you wife's birthday is to forget it once

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Don't pay a dry cleaner £10 to wash your suit, donate the suit to the salvation army, they will wash it and you can buy it back for £1

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He who fights and run away, lives to fight another day

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Promo:
Seduce a sales girl and win yourself a Kwik-E behind the till; come with your condom please

Signed
Store Management.

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no class in the jungle; the animals see all men as equal and mere meat - that's the only place equality law works

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sometims I act crazy so that I don't go crazy

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