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Posts Liked by dontheideaguy

I think at this point Trump could just say he built a wall and most of his voters would choose to believe it. Much cheaper.

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1996: Stop playing pokemon and go outside.

2016:Stop playing pokemon and come inside.

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Don't judge a person for drinking and swearing, judge the quiet sober ones.
Those fuckers are up to something.

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The risk I took was calculated..

But man,

I'm bad at math..

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Waiter:
Would you like another drink?

Me:
Are you new?

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I don't need an inspirational quote, what I need is a freaking cup of coffee!

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the lion and tiger might be powerful...
but the wolf does not perform in the circus

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if my computer desktop was an actual place, they would bring in blind-folded people and film a Febreeze commercial.

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