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What comes easy won't last long, and what lasts long won't come easy.

10

Don't rip out the sad pages. Because, despite everything that hurts,
it's still a love story.

6

Yeah, I'm hurting, but on goes the mascara & lipgloss. That's right, I'll be the prettiest fucking wreck you've ever seen.

50

Don't get so busy making a living that you forget to make a life.

5

You're in my inappropriate thoughts

7

Truly hates when I have a conversation planned in my head and the other person chooses not to follow the script.

43

And maybe at night when we're all a little too tired and a little too truthful, that's when we see ourselves for who we really are.

5

be honest when in trouble
be simple when in welth
be polite when in authority
be silent when in anger

67

how to parallel park:

1) park somewhere else.

16

You can't leave where you are until you decide where you'd rather be.

16

if i am silent it's because there's thunder inside me. or i'm just chillin, it depends. may the odds be ever in your favour.

54

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups

8

You hear "locked up in a mental institution"

I hear a quiet resort vacation with awesome drugs.

12

People keep asking me "how's it going" like I have any idea what's going on at any point.

68

seeing someone reading a book you love

is seeing a book recommending a person.

182

Welcome to Plastic Surgery Addicts Anonymous.

I see a lot of new faces in the room this week and I'm very disappointed with all of you.

95

there is always a wild side to an innocent face

71

Trying to sleep like;
One sheep, two sheep, cow, turtle, duck, old mac Donald had a farm,
HEE MACARENA!!!!

27

Can you imagine parents nowadays explaining to their kids how they met?

"Well, it all started one day when your dad 'liked' one of my selfies."

77

In life you will find that you have to make decisions that make sense to none but you.

57

A church is a hospital for sinners, not a club for saints.

91

Irony is 15 year old mothers using protective covers on their smartphones

101

You know you're getting old when your year of birth is no longer immediately visible in drop-down menus and you have to start scrolling down.

114

Some talk to you in their free time
&
some free time to talk to you

50

Show a girl you don't care and she'll chase you. Show a woman you don't care and she'll replace you.

51

I always start phone conversations with "my phone is about to die.." just so people don't waste my time.

70

"How do you know when it's over?"

"Maybe when you feel more in love with your memories than with the person standing right in front of you."

84

My biography will be titled "Be Yourself And Other Ways To Stay Single."

100

If you're in a fairytale and you're a single woman over the age of 35, chances are you're evil.

126

Anybody have any plans to stare at their phones somewhere exciting this weekend?

42

facebook makes you hate people you already know

&boldomatic makes you love people you've never met

145

don't give up on your dreams.

keep sleeping.

155

the lion and tiger might be powerful...
but the wolf does not perform in the circus

83

Sorry, but your password must contain a capital letter, two numbers,
a symbol, an inspiring message, a spell,
a gang sign,
a hieroglyph and the blood of a virgin.

170

Growing old is
mandatory.

Growing up is optional.

140

My love is like a candle.

If you forget me, I'll burn your house down.

136

A baby's laughter is one of the most beautiful sounds you will ever hear.

Unless it's 3am.

And you're home alone.

And you don't have a baby.

240

I love waving at random people, because you know for the rest of the day they're trying to figure out who the hell you were.

310

Whenever I delete an app on my phone,
the shaking icons make me feel like they're all panicked over who's getting axed •

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IF THE WORDS DON'T ADD UP,
IT'S USUALLY BECAUSE THE TRUTH PROBABLY WASN'T INCLUDED IN THE EQUATION.

4

If you wait long enough to make dinner, everyone will just eat cereal.

It's science.

14

If you don't have anything nice to say, you're probably really fun to be around.

7

Don't you wish there was a sarcasm font for text messages?

10

Friendship is so weird...
You just pick a human you meet and you're like
"Yep, I like this one"
and you just do stuff together.

9

My favorite emails are the ones that let you know your order has shipped.

10

Me trying to
figure out life

Left Right
lane lane
ends closed

8

Leave one wolf alive and the sheep are never safe

~Arya Stark

5

Do you ever feel like you're in season five of your life and the writers are just doing outrageous stuff to keep things interesting?

8

I don't think inside the box.
I don't think outside the box.
Hell, I don't even know where the damn box is!

5

Deadly

What's more deadly,
a gun or a thought?
A gun gives you an opportunity,
but a thought pulls the trigger.

5

It's ok to
fight for love,
just don't compete for it.

20

Everything I've ever let go of has claw marks on it.

52

Give a man a mask and he will tell the truth. -Oscar Wilde

14

If you have chemistry,
you only need
one other thing.
Timing.

But, timing's a bitch

7

I'm in a dark place right now...

Not emotionally...

I'm in the closet hiding from the nephews

16

She would always be the storm and he would always be the guy who dances in the rain.

15

Never judge someone just because they sin differently than you.

7

New beginnings are often disguised as painful endings.

6

Age is irrelevant.
Ask me how many times I've kissed my husband, how many fieldtrips I've been on with my kids, how many sunsets I've seen, how many walks on the beach or hikes in the mountains I've taken.
That's how old I am.

10

Never ruin an apology with an excuse

12

If she only wants you,
it doesn't matter who wants her.

12

Fine,
we'll compromise...
I'll get my way
and
you'll find a way to be okay with that.

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