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Never forget that you breathe:

respect the jungle, it keeps you alive

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Today a feminist asked me how I view lesbian relationships.....apparently "in HD" was not the right answer...

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Porn is so unrealistic. I just took a shower with my boyfriend and all he did was stand in the corner shivering for 20 minutes while he handed me a bunch of shampoos.

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I'm not saying I did terrible things last night, but Satan woke up on my couch and won't make eye contact with me...

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It may look like I'm not doing anything, but I'm actively waiting for my problems to go away.

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I'm multitasking,

I can listen, ignore and forget at the same time

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I was gonna take over the world
this morning, but I overslept.

Postponed.

Again.

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A piece of my heart breaks whenever your eyes skip over me.

By the time you leave, my heart'll be nothing more than broken shards.

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