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Posts Liked by deejay2502

That they didn't combine airbags with confetti is simply a wasted opportunity.

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You know what rhymes with Thursday?

Vodka.

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I plan my days carefully:

Wake Up
Plan stuff
Do other stuff
Go to bed

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It's kind of cute how my doctor assumes that I want to live longer.

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The year is 2048. The grilled cheese emoji has
been elected president for a 2nd term.

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Stell dir vor, du wohnst in einem Mehrfamilienhaus ganz unten und dein Name ist Licht.

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Ich ironiere, bis ich zum Sarkasmus komme.

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Sei eine Möwe.
Scheiss drauf!

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