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Posts Liked by dblaursen

You make me smile...

And also super horny, but that's not the point.

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A lot of people cry when they cut onions, the trick is not to form an emotional bond.

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No matter what kind of instant noodles you buy, they all taste like poverty and loneliness.

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Here's a tissue, you have a little bullshit on your lip.

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I wish I had boobs so people would stop making eye contact with me.

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Did you know that if you put your ear up a strangers leg you can hear them say:
What the fuck are you doing?!?

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Would you like to sit next to you at dinner?

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No matter what kind of instant noodles you buy, they all taste like poverty and loneliness.

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