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Posts Liked by cmakshayreddy

My therapist told me I was nuts. Or maybe he was just eating nuts.

Squirrels are quite confusing.

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To snack, or not to snack?

That shouldn't even be a question.

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I may not be pretty or funny or know a lot but if you need someone to always mess stuff up and create crappy situations and generally be a wreck then hey I'm your girl

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be the kind of gentleman that holds the door
open for your girl, but smacks her ass as she walks in.

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sometimes all you need is 1 million dollar and a new identity.

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You know you're fucked when those late night thoughts start hitting you in the middle of the day..

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the best way to get over someone is to get under someone else

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Sometimes I don't finish a book, but I act like I did, which is the opposite of my interactions with pizza.

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