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Did you know that if you put your ear up a strangers leg you can hear them say:
What the fuck are you doing?!?

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I think my problem is that I have really fantastic
bad ideas.

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call me old fashioned, but i think your shorts should be longer than your vagina.

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Kinky is using a feather. Perverted is using the whole chicken.

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That three second lap dance you get when someone passes you to sit in your row at the movies.

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If no one comes from the future to stop you from doing it, how bad a decision can it be

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I wonder if clouds ever look down on us and say "Hey look...that one is shaped like an idiot."

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Last week I stopped a comet in collision course with Earth... You're Welcome.

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