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Me: for Christmas I
want a unicorn.

Santa: be realistic!

Me: ok I want a
boyfriend.

Santa: what colour do
you want your
unicorn?

123

i'm as bored as a slut on her period.

27

Caution!

I have a good mood
don't come closer, it's contagious.

10

We're lost in this generations hate.

4

Live your life in such a way that when your feet hit the floor in the morning Satan shudders and says, "Oh no...she is awake!"

83

i'mpermanent

7

When i die i want my tombstone to offer free WiFi so people will visit me more often.

6

The glass is neither half-full nor half-empty: its twice as big as it needs to be.

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