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Posts Liked by brucenjackie

My 4 moods:

I am too old for this shit.

I am too sober for this shit.

I am too tired for this shit.

I don't have time for this shit.

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I'd love to hang out with that weird, awkward freak you once were, just for one last time.

So sad to hear you passed away and your soul became that of a boring and responsible adult

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tomorrow (noun)

a mystical land where 99% of all human productivity, motivation and achievement is stored

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I love you even though we've never met.

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some people say they are the way they are because they're built that way.

in reality, they are the way they are because they made themselves that way.

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For those people who like to walk over me, my lower back still feels good.
You might want to step on it a little harder.

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"You shall not covet your neighbor's wife."

It doesn't say anything about my neighbor's hot husband though.

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You know you are getting old when happy hour is a nap.

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