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My IKEA furniture has lasted longer than any of my relationships.

"I'm gonna lose weight. I'm gonna exercise everyday. I'm gonna go on a diet and stick to it." ..........
"Is that cake?"

My girlfriend/boyfriend left me because of my obsession with Linkin Park, But in the end, It doesn't even matter.

A Cheetah and a Lion raced. The Cheetah won.
Lion: "Man you a cheetah!" Cheetah: "Man, you lion!"

The strength of the pack is the wolf.

And the strength of the wolf is the pack.

If you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best.

- Marilyn Monroe

tell me all the things that I shouldn't know...

every time i see you, i want to throw up... on you

YOU
CAN'T
LEARN
WITHOUT
A CHALLENGE

Confucious says,

he who says he can,
and he
who says he can't, are
usually both right.

should i change my display name?

Mom 4 hours ago: We're only staying for 30 minutes.

I lent my friend a glue stick the other day instead of a chapstick.
She still isn't talking to me.

Immature: A word used by boring people to describe fun people.

I wonder how awkward it was for the guy who invented clapping: *claps* "What're you doing??" Not Sure... but it sounds encouraging.

Music, sex & bacon.

But this is not Wonderland and you are not Alice.

Beauty without intelligence is a masterpiece painted on a napkin.

can we mutually agree to get over this awkward pseudo friend stage and make out?

It's Knickers Down Friday!

Knowledge is useless if it isn't used.

6 AM:
I'm on Bold

Dreams are like Balloons. Sometimes they fly away or burst.

Where is kj55?

PEOPLE WAIT

ALL WEEK FOR
FRIDAY

ALL YEAR FOR SUMMER

ALL LIFE FOR HAPPINESS

Small thoughts fear the future.
Big thoughts are the future.

twitter offers possible litigation

facebook offers possible judgement

boldomatic offers endless fun with other sick minded philosphers who enjoy the freedom and exploration of thought

Drunk
hiccups

I don't remember most of tonight.

I think I'm over smoking

had a dream last night you died, third time this week, is that a sign?
too tired to sleep, too awake to work, too much energy to use, too much pain to hurt,

too much ansgt in my diet, i'd better be quiet

Everything I ever wrote tastes like
Shit,
And I can't bring myself to finish
It long enough to learn why

art i
ficial
super
man
highway
to hell
why don't
you go
sleep
i fucking
need some

i'm lookin for the man that attacked me
while everybody was laughing at me

you beat it in me that part of you
but i'm gonna split us back in two

you know that loud shrieking noise you get when you drive on a bridge?

i feel like everytime i hear that the bridge is screaming at me

is that weird?

life is too complex to be taken seriously

i had a dream once where i spoke english and so did everyone else
but all the words meant different things
and i realized

life is too complex to be taken seriously.

It's just too scary.

they took Lirpae's bullets away,
and now she stays with naught to say,

save for "fuck you developers"

all i ever wanted was to pick apart the day,
swallow up the pieces,
spit 'em at your species,

beached in a city of lost barnacles and leeches,

Night Light got me when the daylight went to evening.

My mom: It's 12 am, go to sleep.

Me: Actually it's 11:58

Who doesn't like that "white stuff"...

...that they put on chicken quesadilla's.

Inspired by Tea and facelessSKY

O the pain of never suffering sexual harassment

Stop fucking with me.

Fuck me instead.

I ?ILL IF YOU ?ILL

l? TlME l ?lLL ?Ø?GET ?BØUT ¥ØU

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be BOLD
be DARING
...NEVER let them forget YOU

D???M

B???ER

$§õ/** **\øº/** /°º. º°( **/'')` ‘ )''\ ' ` ` ' GIMME A D! GIMME AN O! GIMME AN L! GIMME A B!... no no no... Dammit Cindy, can't you spell it right just once?!?$

Waiting till the end of the credits just to see if there's a short film and then nothing even happens.

Either my sarcasm is amazingly believable, or you're amazingly stupid.

Be crazy, be weird, and don't be afraid of what anybody thinks.

Life is getting too complicated, i wanna be 5 again.

When you mess up a guy's hair, he thinks it's cute, but when you mess up a girl's hair, just hope you're wearing something bulletproof.

Yep. Kay. Yess. I will. Mhm.
I know. I won't. Yeah. Yup. Sure. Yeah. Ok. BYE MOM.

Summer clothes
> Winter clothes

I gotta carry my phone around with me 24/7 just in case nobody texts me.

Police: Open up!!!
Me: Not with that attitude.

Friend: Stop saying sorry.
Me: Sorry

"I wanna kiss you so bad right now." "What?" "Damn autocorrect, i meant hey."

"I'm a wizard." "Then prove it." "Sorry i can't, no magic outside Hogwarts."

"Message sent failed. Would you like to retry?"

Well, OBVIOUSLY, i was sending it for a reason.

The prettiest smiles hide the deepest secrets. The prettiest eyes have cried the most tears. And the kindest hearts have felt the most pain.

Me playing any new game: I don't need your shitty tutorials. Me five seconds later: What the fuck am i doing

Me after running for one minute: I'm still alive, but i'm barely breathing

Parent: Why don't you come socialize with the family? Me: *sits with family* Me: *gets insulted by entire family* Me: *goes back to bedroom*

Girl to girl: "Awhh, you're really pretty!" "Thank you so much, you are too!"

Guy to guy: "You're handsome." "Wtf? Dude are you gay?"

That awkward moment when you break something and walk away like nothing happened.

Stop complaining about being single. We have bigger problems here. Like why McDonald's doesn't serve breakfast after 10:30.

I love how in scary movies the person yells out 'hello?' As if the killer is going to be like 'yeah i'm in the kitchen, want a sandwich?'

Party in the backyard. (unless you are a cop, then there is no party. move along.)

When i die, i want someone to keep updating my facebook status to freak people out.

I'm shy. Until you get to know me.

You haven't experienced awkward until you try to tickle someone who isn't ticklish...

Music teacher: What is your favorite instrument? Me: The lunch bell.

We all have a friend who always thinks of everything in a dirty way.

Trying to act natural around cops, even when you did nothing wrong.

I miss being able to slam my phone shut when i hang up on somebody. Violently pressing "end call" just doesn't do it for me.

Take a seat and make a tweet.

Tea?

Who needs to tweet when you can bold instead?

They say "don't drink and drive". Well... yesterday i was drinking a juice box while riding my tricycle. Yeah. I'm a badass.

Someone told me i am immature and need to grow up. Guess who's not allowed in my treehouse now...

Someone follows
you on Twitter: "Fuck yeah! : D" Someone follows you in real life: "OMG i'm about to get killed! ._."

You can never have too many Snickers...

I wish to have a friendship like Spongebob & Patrick. Spongebob is always there for Patrick no matter how stupid he is.

That awkward moment when someone skinnier than you says "I'm so fat" and you stand there like (-_-)

If life is like a box of chocolates why do i get all the nuts?

I bought a new deodrant yesterday, the instructions said "take off top and push up bottom." I'm still waiting in the ER!!

I wish i had Dora's mom and dad, they let that girl go everywhere.

I hate thunder storms

Dont let people bring you down, punch them down than tell them to stay down!

Grrrrr....

when people steal your phone >_<

I don't make mistakes,
I date them.

fuck the world!

I just took a hot shower. It's like a normal shower, but with me in it.

Listening to someone's heartbeat.

words are the bridge between silence.

If you don't reach for the sky, you can't follow the stars.

It's a bit awkward how many awkward moments there are...

if you would erase every awkward moment, you would practically erase your own life

Eine FRAU glücklich zu machen ist ganz einfach!

Man muss nur ein...

1. Freund
2. Partner
3. Liebhaber
4. Bruder
5. Vater
6. Lehrer
7. Erzieher
8. Koch
9. Mechaniker
10. Monteur
11. Architekt
12. Stylist
13. Elektriker
14. Klempner
15. Gynäkologe
16. Psychologe / Psychiater
17. Therapeut
18. Lebensberater

und dabei muss man(n) gleichzeitig...

19. zuvorkommend
20. sympathisch
21. durchtrainiert
22. liebevoll
23. aufmerksam
24. gentlemanlike
25. intelligent
26. einfallsreich
27. kreativ
28. einfühlsam
29. stark
30. verständnisvoll
31. tolerant
32. bescheiden
33. ehrgeizig
34. fähig
35. mutig
36. entschieden
37. vertrauensvoll
38. respektvoll
39. hingebungsvoll
40. leidenschaftlich
41. und vor allem zahlungsfähig sein!

Gleichzeitig sollte man darauf achten, dass

a) man nicht eifersüchtig ist, aber dennoch nicht uninteressiert.
b) man sich mit seiner Familie gut versteht, ihr aber nicht mehr Zeit widmet als der Frau.
c) man ihr Raum lässt, sich aber besorgt zeigt, wo sie war und was sie gemacht hat.

Einen MANN glücklich zu machen ist bei weitem nicht so leicht!!

Der Mann braucht:

1. SEX
2. ESSEN

Die meisten Frauen sind mit diesen vielfältigen Bedürfnissen natürlich TOTAL überfordert. Was lernen wir daraus? Ein harmonisches Zusammenleben ist gar nicht so schwer - würden wir Männer ENDLICH erkennen, dass wir unsere hohen Ansprüche ein klein wenig zurückschrauben müssen !!!

SCANDAL
OF
GRACE

january
february
march
april
may
june
july
august
september
october
november
december

People looking for success, thinking it comes in cash and cheques.

Do not have unprotected
text.

I will never forget the memories of me and you! Even if im I have to eat my dog to keep them I will!

kim jong uncool

I don't belong here.

HANG IN THERE

THURSDAY IS
FRIDAY'S SEXY
LITTLE SISTER

I will never understand why people get called a hoe and a whore in the same sentance. Like there the same thing, but diffrent spelling. And dictonairie spot...

i researched your entire family tree and it seems you were the sap

No dreamer too small, no dream too big.

never brag about what you have because it can be taken away (wink)!

you are as charming as a dead mouse in stale bread

i play the keyboard in a band called the internet

Everyone's equally fucked up... some only hide it better.

I fart on the first date.

If we are not supposed to eat animals, why would they be made out of meat?

$(you have a) (fucking huge) (head, kid) o º • | \Õ || II$

take
me to paradise

Fuck a duck

don't let the propeller hat fool you

i have no idea how to fly this plane

I'm a good boy with a lot of bad habits.

YOU + ME = PERFECTION

Just kidding, you're a piece of shit.

May I buy you a cocktail?

Alcohol is bad
for my legs.

Do they swell?

No. They
spread.

I would never
bungee jump...
I came in to this world because of broken rubber and Im not going out because of one..

life is a bitch they say... but in times of equal rights one should say life is a dog.

and then we grew up

Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes.

After that who cares? He's a mile away and you've got his shoes.

Take a glove, the cow is ready.

burp
•
.
.

forever is unreal.

LET'S MAKE OUT

YOU ARE AN ANIMAL, TOO

Money is so expensive these days.

forever
is composed of nows

Build your own dreams, or someone else will hire you to build theirs.

STFU

I wish I could trade my heart for another liver so I could drink more and care less.

BEAUTIFUL THINGS HAPPEN WHEN YOU DISTANCE YOURSELF FROM

THE NEGATIVE SHIT