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i try to be nice but sometimes my mouth doesn't cooperate.

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you only live once? wrong.
you live every day. you only die once.

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Any yawn can be a surprise blowjob if you're fast enough.

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I DO NOT LIKE BEING TOLD WHAT TO DO UNLESS I AM NAKED.

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Moanday
Toungeday
Wetday
Thirstday
Freakday
Sexday
Suckday

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you have to be odd to be number one.

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so, since i can't raise my GPA myself, i've decided to put it up for adoption.

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men: if your women makes you sleep on the couch build a fort out of the cushions and hang a "no girl's allowed" sign.

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