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Whenever I delete an app on my phone,
the shaking icons make me feel like they're all panicked over who's getting axed •

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I'm surprised no one has ever punched me in the face.

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I love the sound you make when you shut up.

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If you could read my mind, I'm pretty sure you'd be traumatized for life.

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Breaking a mirror is 7 years of bad luck, breaking a condom is 18.

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Whenever I see a woman with a bratty kid, I think to myself:

"I hope that orgasm was worth it."

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