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The greatest mistake you can make in life is to be continually fearing that you will make one.

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There's illegal with ethical and there is legal with un-ethical.

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I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no fucking way Paper can beat Rock. Paper is supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? Why the hell can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why isn't notebook paper constantly suffocating students while they take notes in class? I'll tell you why: because paper can't beat anybody; a rock would tear that shit up in 2 seconds. When I play rock/paper/scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to beat me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, "Oh shit, I'm sorry. I thought paper would protect you, you asshole!"

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"I look at people sometimes and think••••Really? That's the sperm that won?!"

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Not everything that is faced can be changed, but nothing can be changed until it is faced••••

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Of course, foreigners steal your job.

But maybe, if someone without contacts, money or speaking the language steals your job, you're shit?

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hi hello if you're reading this i hope something good happens to you today

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If you ever become a mother, can I have one of the puppies?

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