Search for #hashtags, @writers or keywords

Posts Liked by beatka

I hate when you open the fridge and can't find what you were looking for.

Like happiness and perfect abs.

87

my therapist is crying.

maybe it was a little too much for him...

86

If you ever feel sad remember that there's a number you can call and a pizza will be there in 30 minutes.

113

Dear feelings,

I will not ignore you because without you I'd feel dead.

81

It's not what's under the Christmas tree that matters,

it's who's around it.

95

My gf told me: “Sex is better on holiday”. That wasn't a very nice postcard to receive.

95

When you have more than you need build a bigger table - not a higher fence.

141

Sorry about those texts you got last night, my phone was drunk.

43

show more

About Help Brands Affiliate Developer Press Contact Copyright Privacy Terms