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Life is like sex..
you can either lie back and let it screw you or you can get on top and ride the hell out of it •

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Music, sex & bacon.

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Sex is a sensation
caused by a temptation.
A guy sticks his location, in a girls destination.
To increase population of the next generation.
Do you get my explanation or do you need a demonstration?

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BEFORE SEX...YOU HELP EACH OTHER GET NAKED, AFTER SEX YOU ONLY DRESS YOURSELF.

MORAL OF THE STORY: IN LIFE NO ONE HELPS YOU

ONCE YOU'RE FUCKED.

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you can stay but your clothes must go

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How long do I have to bite my lip before he notices I'm flirting? There's blood everywhere.

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Men: if you ever want to know what a woman's mind feels like,imagine a browser with 2,837 tabs open.

All.The.Time.

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