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Don't laugh
at your wife's choices.

You're one of them.

6

HE ASKED WHAT'S MY FAVOURITE POSITION,

I SAID CEO !

18

"The man who knows how will always have a job.
The man who knows why will always be his boss."

16

When someone
drunk texts you,
appreciate it.

They're
thinking
of you
when they
can barely
think straight.

16

Books are like the cheat codes to life.

15

A FREE SPIRIT iS JUST AN OLD SOUL WITH ALL IT'S KARMA PAID..NEEDING TO PROVE NOTHING.

21

if nobody from the future comes to stop you how bad can the decision really be?

20

Life should be simple but its full of people.

18

You're the strangest person I ever met, she said
and I said 'you too'

and we decided we'd know each other a long time.

14

Demisexual: a person who does not experience sexual attraction unless they form a strong emotional connection with someone.

4

Ever since Corona happened.. I now consider leaving my bedroom “going outside”

5

I like to hangout with people who make me forget to look at my phone.

5

Your worth is not determined by someones ability to appreciated it

5

When god made me, he put together some bones, some muscles, and a lot of tissues. Also, T is silent.

8

I'm living in spain but the s is silent

8

When I die please dont come to my grave and sit there to tell me that you love me and miss me because those are the things that I wanted to hear when I was alive.

9

You cannot see your reflection in boiling water. Similary, you cannot see truth in a state of anger.

41

I'm living in spain but the s is silent

26

I FEEL LIKE GRABBING A RANDOM KID BY THE SHOULDER'S
AND SHOUTING

"I'M YOU FROM THE FUTURE!

14

Inhale, exhale
it is well
it is well
All of this
is a part of
the story
you will tell

11

I still believe in kissing

4

The difference
between connection
and attachment
is ego.

15

Laughter is the music of the heart

7

Life is tricky baby
Stay in your magic

20

He who blames others
has a long way to go on
his journey.
He who blames himself
is halfway there

He who blames no one
has arrived.

24

Friendship needs
three criteria for
full realization.

Shared experience;
loyalty and shared intentionality or mental connection.

10

The key is this; meet today's
problems with today's strength .
Don't start tackling tomorrow's
problems until tomorrow. You do
not have tomorrow's strength yet.
You simply have enough for today.

23

You can be the whole package and still arrive at the wrong address.

33

Your future self is watching
you right now through your
memories

15

I'm so fucking vegan
I don't even call my girlfriend "honey"

13

The way you speak to your children becomes their inner voice.

12

Do not ever apologize
For the madness which
made you a Warrior

9

I don't always roll a joint,

But, when I do
it's my ankle

6

You Only Live Once
So Make Sure You
Spend Fifteen Hours
On The Internet
Seeking Validation
From Strangers

13

Whatever you can do
or dream you can,
begin it.
Boldness has genius,
power and magic in it.

11

We can't always choose the music
life plays for us, but we can choose
how we dance to it

14

DIET DAY 3:

CRYING JUST SO I CAN TASTE SALT

21

The way to love someone is to gently run your fingers over their soul until you find a crack...

and then carefully pour all your love into it.

24

How many scars did we
justify because we loved
the person holding the
knife?

19

Nothing lasts forever...

exept plastic

12

Being human nowadays is just mostly swiping left & right and up & down on your phone...

17

The mind replays what
the heart cannot delete

13

If I sneeze and fart at the same time, does my body take a screenshot?

24

unless the heart is present, everything is pointless

10

"Just Because I'm Awake Doesn't Mean I'm Ready To Do Things"

20

Phones nowadays are so expensive, when you fall and hear a crack you pray it's your leg

13

Just heard a lady in Walmart yell. . .
"We don't just buy things to buy things"
to her kids and now i sorta wish she'd have a talk with me also.

12

I have CDO

It's like OCD

but all the letters are in alphabetical order as they should be.

15

How do our brains remember that we forgot something but can't remember what that thing was

19

If you don't heal what hurt you, you'll bleed on people who didn't cut you.

- Unknown

14

Death is not the greatest loss in life. The greatest loss is what dies inside us
while we live.

~ Norman Cousins

10

And if you must revisit
memories, spend a
little more time in those
places that made you
feel stronger.

18

y

Fl ing

13

Some people are like clouds, when they leave it's gonna be a good day after all

18

Sometimes it's the person giving you the medicine who's making you sick. . .

21

You are on my to do list, actually you are my to do list

20

I don't know if this helps any. . .

But i'm just as confused by me as you are.

19

At funerals you don't throw the flowers behind you to see who's next!

18

My one regret in life

is not having tried more things I might
have regretted.

37

Real Girls are never perfect and perfect Girls are never Real

19

i didn't mean to hurt your feelings...

i was aiming for your balls

27

6.9

A good 69 ruined by a period.

36

"Maybe if you go to bed you'll feel better in the morning." is literally just the human version of "Have you tried turning off and back on again?"

19

snapchat filters
so good for
getting rid of
lines
wrinkles
spots
freckles
quirks
individuality
personality
your soul

25

talk to yourself with kinder words as if you are talking your best friend off the ledge.

15

Monotony weighs down on the soul more than tragedy ever could.

14

It's the time spent apart that makes the time together more interesting

31

prayers are
answered
by people

16

Sorry I'm late
because I had
to find all the
things that
were in plain
sight for my
husband.

7

I believe love is both people thinking they were the lucky one.

15

It's not over when you lose.
It's over when you quit.

39

I HATE TO CANCEL.

I KNOW WE MADE PLANS TO GET TOGETHER TONIGHT,
BUT THAT WAS TWO HOURS AGO,

I WAS YOUNGER THEN AND FULL OF HOPE.

82

tequila is a sneaky bitch. one moment you're dancing like a sexy mofo and the next you're on the ground, pantless, making out with a garden gnome.

10

Listen and silent are spelled with the same letters.

Think about it.

20

I hear
your
music

23

we are all just trying to find our way back home

23

YOU DON'T LOVE A WOMAN BECAUSE SHE IS BEAUTIFUL,

SHE IS BEAUTIFUL BECAUSE YOU LOVE HER.

25

rub my butt and I shall grant you a wish

29

Home is where
hearts connect automatically.

64

I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're going and hook up with them later.

141

Sometimes,
even Google
can't help you.

140

seeing someone reading a book you love

is seeing a book recommending a person.

182

Home is where
hearts connect automatically.

64

Sometimes I haven't anything nice to say and other times I'm horny.

23

You ain't ever gonna burn our hearts out.

24

the trouble is
you think you have time

21

“Life is like a cucumber. One minute it's in your hand, the next it's up your ass.”

21

"WE ARE ALL BORN IGNORANT BUT ONE MUST WORK HARD TO REMAIN STUPID."

- Benjamin Franklin:

17

Someone should develop an app that you enter a picture of your crush and it shows you a pornstar who looks similar.

10

When a hot guy enters a bar, gay guys AND straight guys want him to be gay ;-)

14

I will find you again

23

BE
YOU
TIFUL...

21

Silence too, can be misquoted

43

Society: Be yourself

Society: No, not like that

27

your ex looked like the partner of your dreams. salt looks like sugar. gin looks like water.
you're really wondering why I have trust issues?

36

vacation =

not knowing
which day it is

3

grace interrupts
gravity

2

Results may vary.

~ God.

51

"Fuck it" tends to be the last thought I have before making a decision.

30

Smile at the obstacle for it is a bridge

59

Legend says the reason you can't sleep at night is because you're awake in someone else's dream

41

i will chase you around the moons of Jupiter before i give you up.

29

Every single word you speak or write is a fucking lie.
You love only yourself.
Even that is debateable.

19

same shit different shovel

71

Don't Yell at your Kids...

Lean in and whisper,
It's much
SCARIER ....

68

My Bed
Wasn't Feeling
Well This Morning,
So I Stayed at Home
To Take Care Of It.

95

BETTER TO BE SLAPPED WITH THE TRUTH ,
THAN KISSED WITH A LIE..

67

I
Have a
Therapist

Her name is

MUSIC

89

I have seen the best of you, and the worst of you; and I choose both.

242

We all die.
The goal isn't to live forever, the goal is
to create something
that will.

• Chuck Palahniuk

108

Teach me things. Introduce me to different authors, artists, and music. That shit is sexy as fuck.

66

It's okay.

My comebacks are as epic as my fuck-ups.

90

I'm not interested in how to hurt you.
That's too easy. Everyone knows how to hurt.
I want to know what heals you.
I want to know what makes you feel alive.

63

LOVE IS LOVE.
HATE IS A CHOICE.

86

"Optimism"
is simply an optimistic way
of describing one's lack of information.

9

you are somebody's reason to masturbate.

16

You are what you do.

Not what you say.

25

I'll just pretend to hug you until you get here

30

I would love to hate you.

20

1 universe
9 planets
204 countries
809 islands
7 seas

and I had the
privilege of
meeting you.

51

Remember, there are two words in life that will open a lot of doors for you:

Push & Pull

35

Writing a thousand words, to disguise the three that you left out.

50

I'd rather die my way than live yours.

44

Some people are lost in the fire.

Some people are built from it.

72

what matters most is how well you walk through the fire

17

there is someone in my head but it's not me.

40

karma isn't a bitch;

It's a mirror.

18

why should we only "rest in peace?"

why don't we live in peace too?

31

I miss you in waves and tonight I'm drowning.

23

depression is like being homesick but not knowing where home is.

30

we all eat lies when our hearts are hungry

68

And if I asked you to name all the things you love, how long would it take to name yourself ?

61

" Nothing's
sad until
its over.

Then
everything is. "

28

pull
love
closely
around
you
and
snuggle
into
its
bliss

41

its not what you look at that matters, its what you see

24

If you think I talk too much, you should hear me listen!

29

2 bodies
1 feeling
2 minds
1 thought
2 lips
1 kiss
2 hearts
1 LOVE

32

Answers are often found in the mirror

26

ProTip:

Treat every problem like your dog would,
if you can't eat or fuck it,
piss on it and walk away

#freeadvice

35

worrying is fantasizing in the wrong direction

40

Everyone makes me happy, some people when they come, others when they go

42

Listening can say so much

55

What lies behind us,
what lies before us,
are tiny matters compared to what lies within us.

75

Donald Trump.
Donald T.
Don T.
don't.

117

This is your Sunday evening reminder that you can handle whatever this week throws at you.

35

Confidence is the present tense of hope.

75

explanation kills art

47

I'm allergic to stupidity.
I break out in sarcasm

46

Be careful When you Follow The
"MASSES"

Sometimes The
"M "
Is Silent ;-)

124

if i had 1$ for everytime i got called beautiful i'd have 1$

thanks mom

117

THIS IS BY FAR YOUR MOST FUCKED UP IDEA EVER... I'LL BE THERE IN 10MINUTES.

208

if u feel adventure is dangerous, try routine it's lethal ;)

14

The most annoying thing about people is remembering you are one of them.

121

Love is one of the great condiments of life.

Sprinkle that shit
on everything and all will taste just right.

18

o
MO N

71

She died doing what she loved, drawing dicks with faces.

19

If nobody sees you eating, it does'nt contain calories..

21

it takes
more than
eyes to
see •••

42

argue as if you
are right and
listen as if you
are wrong •••

77

don't be with someone you can live with, be with someone you can't live without...

29

A man who wants to lead the orchestra must turn his back on the crowd.

45

Your ego
is not your
amigo

70

People who love
to eat are always
the best people.

- Julia Child

34

I hope you still think of me,
as much as i still think of you

16

be beautiful
beloved
believed
and
be bold...

28

Know your own darkness.

14

You need you more than you need them.
Trust me.

39

Sorry I missed your call, I took too long to answer 'cause I was dancing to the ringtone.

27

It's not your job to fix me, its your job to hold my hand while i fix myself.

57

Everybunny needs somebunny to love

42

Everyone wants to be heard in their silence

35

you can't change the past, but you can ruin a perfectly good present worrying about the future...

60

Unfuck yourself.

29

i didn't say it was your fault, i said i was blaming you.

16

i thought i wanted a career, turns out i just wanted paychecks.

12

men have two emotions. hungry and horny. if you see him without a erection, make him a sandwich.

12

once in awhile, right in the middle of an ordinary life, love gives us a fairy tale.

8

Endeavor to speak your fucking hearts.
It matters.

14

When I hear
your giggle
I feel my heart wiggle

39

If you're the smartest person in the room, you are in the wrong room.

67

Sometimes
sharing a
shower is all we can do to
help the environment

64

When there's always the same shit on repeat,

learn the fucking lesson.

132

A world, where Likes are more important than Smiles. :/

10

I don't need a prince charming on a horse, fighting against a dragon.

I need somebody who's not fighting against me, if I'M the dragon.

13

teaching my nephew how to eat healthy.

so i can use him as a organ doner when he grows up.

13

Is it rude
if I want to wear my head phones during
sex?

23

NO GUTS NO GLORY, NO LEGEND NO STORY

37

When you entered my heart I didn't realise I wouldn't be able to get you out of my mind...

30

another fine day ruined by responsibility.

33

And they lived
'OK' ever after.
Because, 'happily,'
was too much
to ask for.

28

IF LOVE WAS AIR
I'D FILL MY LUNGS
AND
BREATHE
YOU AGAIN.

23

A 2 MINUTE SILENCE FOR THOSE TEENAGE GIRLS WHO THINK THEIR CURRENT BOYFRIEND WILL MARRY THEM

23

Whenever I'm alone with you

You make me feel like I am home again

Whenever I'm alone with you

You make me feel like I am whole again

18

You don't need hands to touch somebody.

106

INSIDE
I'M DANCING

27

Dreams as high as the sky.
Thoughts as fast as the wind.
Mind full of clouds.

13

We should nap together

22

I miss you,

even when I'm not horny

40

Make it easy
Say
i never mattered

15

MORE
THAN
THE
INTERNET,
CONNECTING
US.

23

don't ever stop dating your wife and don't ever stop flirting with your husband and they lived happily ever after.

28

I used to think you were my happily ever after, but now I've realized that you were only my once upon a time.

97

A WOMAN IS HELPLESS ONLY WHEN HER NAIL POLISH IS DRYING :-(

28

If you knew how many trips to the bathroom every phone has taken, you'd never, ever, ever, ever, ever touch somebody else's phone. Ever.

34

I know right from wrong.
Wrong is the fun one.

44

We're all unfinished puzzles

arguing over the missing pieces

32

PLEASE DO NOT FEED
THE FEARS

60

the way to a man's heart is his stomach.

unless he's a vegetarian...

then you get there through his vagina.

7

Get rich or drunk trying.

47

There are a Million Way's To Say " I Love You"

"Put Your Seatbelt on"
" Watch Your Step"
" Get Some Rest"

You Just Have To Listen

61

Kiss me like your ex is watching

211

If we were meant to stay in one place, we would have roots instead of feet.

43

Make me happy,
I can do sad by myself.

68

I want to spend all of my nonexistent free time with you.

42

Promise me you'll remember, you are BRAVER than you believe, STRONGER than you seem,
SMARTER than you think.

15

I wish I had a job to complain about.

15

your eyes
your heart
your beauty
your energy
your body
your kiss
your naked love
your humor
your pleasure
makes the difference...

32

I hope manners is the next cool trend.

15

Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will break my soul.

16

I don't know why nobody ever told you...

16

Some things are so easy to text and so awkward to say.

25

why can't love be enough?

15

Accept me
or
reject
me.

17

my perfect day has nothing to do with the weather or what i'm doing. my perfect day is whenever i'm with you.

20

sarcasm
is easy,
try sincerity

10

I want to dive into your ocean.
Is it raining with you?

• Eurythmics

18

Just wanted to check in and see how not answering my calls is going.

20

m x

i
e
d

feelings

21

look in my eyes and you will find me,
but look in my heart and I will find you

27

making people you hate mad is almost erotic.

12

Forget someone
who whispers
sweet nothings,
give me someone
who delivers
one something

13

There is peace in knowing this was meant to be but not meant to last.

13

My workout buddy is a picture of my ex.

25

Take a few minutes every hour to get up from your desk and complain about your coworkers.

23

Except,

you really WANT to be held.

22

I want to be everything you didn't know you were looking for

32

Have faith in what is and let go of what was.

23

The trouble with a mask is, it never changes.

• Bukowski

25

You can feel how you'd really feel,
at any time.

Really.

24

It's Hard When You miss Someone so much it Physically Hurt's,
But If You Think How Lucky You Were To Have Them In Your Life,It Dull's The Pain x

15

I don't care
where or when...

But, when you kiss me, kiss me all over, again...

• Morrissey

26

I swear, sometimes it's like some people want me to hate them.

29

Choose
to shine, together.

24

If you think adventure is dangerous, try routine, it's lethal.

53

to keep your balance you gotta keep moving

20

I want someone I can share my entire life with who will leave me alone most of the time.

30

Make your
wishes while
you're walking.

29

Little girl dinner.
Big girl drink.

34

I need vitamin SEA

54

the best surfers are the ones having the most fun

28

It's almost time for bed, so I guess I'll just check boldomatic, twitter and instagram real quick and watch three seasons of a tv show on netflix

44

I'd wish you the best but I am the best and you don't deserve me.

56

Fuck off.

I mean good morning.

74

Just tell me I'm pretty and feed me Margaritas

23

I miss you and other things I don't understand

39

Wow, that was rather inappropriate.

Let's be friends.

91

I like long romantic walks off the planet.

49

I can't people today.

80

I don't really want it if I have to show you how to give it.

78

when you can't decide what to do...

roll the spice

1

where have all the tight vaginas gone?

1

apparently, jokingly opening my legs open when the dentist says open wide is frowned upon in this establishment.

107

Take me with a pinch of salt, a shot of tequila
and on the kitchen table.

25

Take off your past and dance with me.

26

you look like my next mistake

18

Because,
I lose nothing,
by loving you.
Because,
I lose myself,
by hating you.
Because,
I gain the world,
loving you.
And just 'cause, I love you.
Just 'cause you're you.
Just because. • apa

23

Choose me or lose me

25

If you're having a shitty day, I'm having a shitty day, too.

29

The
Stars
Will
Always
Guide
Me
To
Your
Heart

30

Once in a while someone amazing comes along... and here I am!

46

DIFFICULT ROADS
OFTEN LEAD
TO BEAUTIFUL
DESTINATIONS

213

do you smoke?

smokers: yes

non-smokers: no

stoners: smoke what?

43

with you...i'm home.

37

can i call you mine?

that's not my name, i'm yours.

22

it'd be lying to say I don't want you anymore

22

My goal is to create a life that I don't need a vacation from

22

Think higher, feel deeper.

• Elie Wiesel

23

I wish you would listen closer to the songs I play. The lyrics are the words I fail to say.

30

when I think about you
I touch myself

16

Let's fuck the sad out of each other.

22

Is it
so wrong to love you?

30

When asked
"what's wrong"

I always answer
"nothing"

because it is
so much easier
than to say
"everything"

30

She never looked nice. She looked like art, and art wasn't suppose to look nice; it was suppose to make you feel something.

16

My biggest fear is, not
finding my soulmate to
spend the rest of my life with.

21

Un-break my heart
Say you'll love me again
Undo this hurt you caused
When you walked out the door
And walked out of my life
Un-cry these tears
I cried so many nights
Un-break my heart

28

Kindness is attractive!

34

There are five types of fear.

1. terror
2: panic
3. 14 missed calls from mom
4: username or password is incorrect
5. we need to talk

67

Sometimes the best
way to appreciate
something is to be
without it for a while.

26

Don't cheat on people, because for
the rest of their lives all they'll
wonder is why they weren't enough
for you and it'll tear them apart.

15

"You're not allowed to tell me you
love me and then never talk to me"

- a text message I never sent

13

Things are as they are,
we suffer because we
imagined different.

26

Sending my selfie to NASA
'cause I'm a fuckin' star!

25

Anything you say will be used against you, in an argument, 10 months from now, because I'm a woman.

And we never forget.

Anything.

Ever.

38

Imagine being completely
naked in a room full of people
who speak a different language
and all want to touch you.

This is the life of a dog.

21

"Just so we're all
clear, it's okay to
miss people you
no longer want in
your life."

23

When I get hurt, something
inside me just shuts off.

18

"Suicide does not end chances of life
getting worse, suicide eliminates the
possibilities of it ever getting better."

34

"And if you call me at 4 am, too sad
to even say hello, I will listen to
your silence until you fall asleep."

22

SOMETIMES YOU LOVE PEOPLE IN A LANGUAGE THEY CANNOT UNDERSTAND.

11

The worst part about being sad is
that I don't even know what make me happy anymore

15

"sorry" vs "I'm sorry"
"night" vs "goodnight"
"bye" vs "goodbye"
"love you" vs "i love you"

all have two different
meanings

26

As long as I love, you will live. As long as I live, you will be remembered. As long as I love, you will be loved.

Grief is not a disorder, a disease or sign of weakness. It is an emotional, physical, and spiritual necessity, the price you pay for love. They only cure for grief is to grieve.

Happy Birthday Mommy, I miss you every day.

22

I'll never stop
Breaking the law for you
I'll never stop
Helping to pull you through
Whatever it takes to get what you need
Ignore the alarms
Ignore the police
I'll never stop
Breaking the law for you

15

We all think we're smart
until we try to turn on
someone else's shower.

44

If a girl says "first of all," run. There's never been a good "first of all," You've never heard a girl say, "first of all, I'm gonna suck your dick."

"First of all," means that the girl has done research, has her data, her pie charts are ready and you are done.

30

I'll be there in a minute.

17

Alcohol is like laxatives for
constipated thoughts!

The more you drink the more shit
that comes out your mouth.

16

Care too little ...
You'll lose them.

Care too much ...
You'll get hurt.

22

My parents spanked
me as a child.

As a result I now suffer
from a psychological condition know as
"RESPECT FOR OTHERS"

18

I remember when you meant nothing to me. I wasn't aware of your existence, but now you're the reason why I have these awful bags under my eyes; I stay up till 4AM thinking about you.
It's bizarre how a person could mean nothing to you, but in a matter of hours, days, weeks, or months, they could mean the world to you even if they make your heart drown in a sea of regret and leave a hurricane of bittersweet memories behind.

29

My hand fits
perfectly in my
other hand,
I think I was
made for myself.

23

I never left him

Nor did he leave me

Love left us

17

"I'd still die for you and I'm trying to figure out whether you mean that much to me or I mean that little to myself."

26

It's not the breakup that hurts the most. It's the post trauma that follows. It's the waking up and checking your phone for messages that aren't there. It's like starting your life over again and you have no idea where to begin.

59

For everything you have missed,
you have gained something else;
and for everything you gain, you
lose something else.

It is about your outlook towards life.
You can either regret or rejoice.

11

If "they" died today, would you be satisfied with the last conversation you had with them?

Think about it for a minute.

23

Your flaws are perfect for the
heart that is meant to love you.

18

Never underestimate the power of
good morning/night texts, apologies
and random compliments.

26

We mature with
the damage,
not with the years.

24

You will never heal if you're
waiting for an apology, move on!
Don't marinate yourself in hurt.

22

Monday's are fine.
It's your life that sucks!

15

Insecurity

Kills

All

That

Is

Beautiful

22

Everyone wants to be the sun
to lighten up everybody's life,
but why not be the moon, to
brighten in the darkest hour.

28

"Maybe we'll meet again, when we're
slightly older and our minds are less
hectic, and I'll be right for you and
you'll be right for me. But right now, I
am chaos to your thoughts and you
are poison to my heart."

61

“I don't really believe that there are happy endings. I believe that endings are the saddest part, so just give me a happy middle and a very happy start.”

26

"I hope you fall in love with
someone who never let's you fall
asleep thinking you're unwanted"

26

"Someday, someone is going
to look at you with a light in
their eyes you've never seen,
they'll look at you like you're
everything they've been
looking for their entire live."

"Wait for it."

27

I need a longer weekend,
because I need more time
to do absolutely nothing.

28

"When you lose the most
important person to you in the
entire world, where is all the
love - love you never even
knew you were capable of
- where is it supposed to go?"

14

Dear Ex,

My wish for you is, that this life becomes all that you want it to, your dreams stay big and your worries stay small. You never have to carry more than you can hold! I wish you happiness and good health, I am not a bitter person, nor will I ever give you power over my life for what you did wrong to me. I can't bring myself to hate when I once loved you, how could I? In the end, no one is at fault for what became of us. Till our paths cross again, it was a pleasure and a privilege loving you.

27

I feel like people who eat breakfast really have their lives together

31

before you give up think of the reason why you held on for so long

24

they say men think about sex every 5 seconds.

women think about food, sex, shoes, clothes, I need to go to the gym, why didn't he like my pic?, does my first name go with my last?, are my eyebrows ok?, is it too early for wine? every five seconds which is why women are crazy.

23

The best
part of today
was knowing
we had tomorrow.
Now I don't know
where to go
without that.

27

apology accepted, trust denied.

39

good friends help you find things when you lose them. ...
your smile, your hope, and your courage. •

27

i bought shoes from a drug dealer...

i don't know what he laced them with but i've been tripping all day.

100

apologizing doesn't mean you're right or wrong, it just means you value your relationship more than your ego.

49

while they all fall in love with her smile, she waits for the one who will fall in love with her scars.

45

SOMETIMES YOU LOVE PEOPLE IN A LANGUAGE THEY CANNOT UNDERSTAND.

64

give hugs not drugs

29

My heart's in pieces so please understand
I've tried to jump, but I've nowhere to land
so give me your heart and I'll give you my hand
and I'll try as goddamn hard as I can

45

I think I could fall madly in bed with you!

64

"I didn't fall in love with you. I walked into love with you, with my eyes wide open, choosing to take every step along the way. I do believe in fate and destiny, but I also believe we are only fated to do the things that we would choose anyway. And I'd choose you; in a hundred lifetimes, in a hundred different worlds, in any version of reality, I'd find you and I'd choose you."

58

Unless you fell on the treadmill, nobody wants to hear about your workout.

39

Every once in a while, I buy a pair of red shoes. And I never regret it.

18

Don't forget that blow jobs are like flowers to men.

28

missing you comes in waves

tonight I'm drowning

43

STRUGGLING TO CHANGE WITHOUT CHANGING.

33

What
If I
Licked
The Dentist's
Fingers
While
They Were In
My Mouth

?????

26

Summer is when I find out if my cat loves me for more than just my body heat.

33

A wise man is one who appreciates a wiser man.

105

I don't miss you

I miss the person I was when I was with you

42

You're the
one I want
to want me.

61

Yeah, I tried to order a burrito at the ATM. So what?

30

i think it's possible that i make the same noises while eating chocolate that i make during sex...

39

Fifty Shades Of Grey is romantic only because the guy is a billionaire. If he was living in a trailer, it would be a Criminal Minds episode.

26

everything is a choice

22

Always
Trust
Your Heart,
It may be on the left,
But it is always Right x

28

I like you as I like my coffee.
I don't like coffee.

33

"it's Called
"KARMA"
But it's pronounced,

"HA HA HA"

28

adventure
may hurt you

but monotony will kill you

55

Here's to all the families who have never disowned a 'loved one'. You were compassionate and intelligent enough to know that, to do as such, would have broken their soul.

23

When ego is lost, limit is lost. You become infinite, kind, beautiful.

49

Don't smile.

Smiles invite people to talk.

24

I require 100% of your attention 24 hours a day, 7 days a week.

Thanks.

25

THE DAY I WILL STOP LOVING YOU, IS THE DAY WHEN I CLOSE MY EYES FOREVER!

18

confidence is silent.

insecurities are loud.

40

Enjoy your youth. You'll never be younger than you are at this very moment.

25

Your beliefs
dont make
you a
better person
Your behaviour
does

31

There are teenagers having unprotected sex but have cases on their cell phones. Just let that sink in for a moment.

34

You call
yourself a
lover, but really,
war is what
excites you.

34

I gave wrong people the right pieces of me.

86

RESPECT EXISTENCE
OR
EXPECT RESISTANCE.

50

Unless you can question your own beliefs, you have no place questioning the beliefs of others.

41

We
Are
Shaped
and
Fashioned
By
What We
Love

141

No one wants to hear about your diet. Just eat your salad and be sad.

55

Being
Surrounded
By
The
Wrong
People
Is
The
Loneliest
Thing
In
The
World

34

The world is full of nice people. If you can't find one...

be one.

324

Please don't text me. If you need to talk to me, please call me so I can send your ass to voicemail.

24

namaste,
bitches

200

I'll always be there to listen to your problems as long as an obscene amount of ice cream is involved.

25

Memory is the most important asset of human beings.
It's a kind of fuel; it burns and it warms you.

22

To build up a library is to create a life.
It's never just a random collection of books.

28

ok but consider this:

- who cares

61

No one get more real than parents. They compliment you behind your back but talk shit to your face. That's real.

55

I'm going to open an ice cream shop and name the flavors things like: "don't be sad", "he's not worth it", "you deserve better" and so on.

76

I love the sound you make when you shut up.

66

I expect change

but I also accept credit cards

35

Everyone has one friend who can turn any conversation into something dirty.

61

Denial, anger, bargaining, depression, acceptance... the five stages of waking up.

33

My fear?

Waking up... and
Realising
Y O U
were nothing but

a dream...

36

"tried" is only one step from "tired".

Hello, couch.

126

'NO' does not mean 'convince me'

33

Ignoring texts is only ok when I do it.

19

If you love someone, just tell them. Or get drunk and text them 80 times. That's pretty much the same thing.

38

there is not enough memory in the world to forget you

42

Exercise
Exercis
Exerci
Exerc
Exer
Exe
Ex
Extra fries.

72

I
never
wish
to
be
parted
from
you
again

24

take LOVE
multiply it by INFINITY
and take it to the depths of FOREVER

and you still have
ONLY A GLIMPSE
of how I feel
FOR YOU

21

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