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Girl: Truth or dare?

Boy: Dare!

Girl: I dare you to love me..

Boy: No, babe. That's the truth

13

Me: ichoooose...
dare!

Friends: okay let us see all your posts on boldomatic

me: shit.

27

I HOPE YOUR DAY IS AS NICE AS YOUR BUTT

1035

Better grab my dumbrella.

It's really stupid out there today.

294

Change is much more than just some coins in your pocket.

179

You two are the most fucked up people I've ever met and I deal with fucked up people for a living.

103

People who remind me of myself are the worst

167

Twinkle, twinkle little star lead me to the nearest bar!

213

i hate it when people try to make small talk on the lift, "nice weather", "how are you today", "where's your pants"

124

Let's get drunk
and tell each other how
we really feel •

67

Whenever I delete an app on my phone,
the shaking icons make me feel like they're all panicked over who's getting axed •

583

There is a big difference between a guy and a girl saying,

"I went through an entire box of tissues during that movie."

539

People
who talk shit
will be reincarnated as toilet paper •

212

Can you imagine parents nowadays explaining to their kids how they met?

"Well, it all started one day when your dad 'liked' one of my selfies."

218

Hey, what's the Wi-Fi password?

Idiot, we're at a funeral!

All in one Word?

218

I'm not the type of person you should put on speaker phone.

196

I used to be the kind of guy mums like.

Somehow I've ended up being the kind of guy that likes mums.

116

Sorry ladies, but I already got my eyes on a woman who's not interested.

214

Half of my feelings are doubts about the other half of my feelings.

232

Never forget that you breathe:

respect the jungle, it keeps you alive

144

To make a long story short, don't tell it.

226

If you ran like your mouth, you'd be in good shape.

177

the only valentine's day cards
I'll accept are credit cards

159

Bringing McDonalds into public transportation is like taking a shit at the Opera.

79

Noticing how beautiful the city lights are at night while getting chased by the cops.

187

Can february march?

No. But april may

310

quit your job
travel the world
die happy

173

goodnight, you said;
goodbye, i said.
and you never
thought twice
about
it.

149

Why do people say heads up when you should duck?

147

I'm multitasking,

I can listen, ignore and forget at the same time

393

;
pass
it
on

2

laugh so hard no noise comes out and u look like a seal clapping

2

santa gets all the credit

and i get all the bills...

2

LISTEN TO SILENCE

417

santa gets all the credit

and i get all the bills...

177

We have each other and everything else is background noise.

191

Of all the books in the world, the best stories are found between the pages of a passport.

265

we live long enough to realize we don't live long

201

I'm opening a gym called "Resolutions". It will have exercise equipment in it for the first two weeks, then it turns into a bar for the rest of the year.

255

YOUR
PHONE SCREEN
IS BRIGHTER THAN YOUR FUTURE.

275

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23

You're hot...

I'm hot...

Let's make a fire.

37

I hate the part of the morning where I have to get out of bed and participate in real life.

29

Best Friends Don't Let You Do Stupid Things....

Alone!

23

Improve your iphone battery life:

1. Place your iphone on a table.

2. Go outside.

35

When your battery is about
to go dead.

16

That feeling when one of your post gets a lot of likes...

15

Next time someone texts me "call me" I'll call them and say "text me" then hang up.

40

SELFIE'S
ARE
A Lot Sadder
When
YOU
Think Of Them
AS ALONE-IES
-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_

82

Single
by
choice

Just
not
my
choice

64

* * * *
* * *
Decembrrr
* * *
* * * *

73

It's not that diabetes,
heart disease and obesity
runs in your family. It's that no one runs in your
family.

203

sad people
love the rain
because they are
no longer crying alone

216

Drop pants
not bombs.

137

Shout out to everyone who has seriously looked up whether it was legal to marry food

103

I eat cake because it's somebody's birthday somewhere.

82

MAKE
HAY
NOT
WAR

74

I don't need much but many beers.

91

The paradise is a place where sundays never ends.

171

I need a hug or 6 shots of vodka.

264

I Was Born To Be Awesome, Not Perfect.

338

Music always puts me in a better wood.

151

TONIGHT...
WE
ARE
YAWN

90

Your ass must get jealous of all the shit that comes out of your mouth.

452

it's not a Sunday unless you completely waste it then feel really sad around 8pm

337

Potatoes give us french fries and vodka.

It's your move, celery.

231

I never needed you. I wanted you.

There's a difference.

333

I heard you should question everything, but why?

176

Don't be ashamed of who you are.

That's your parents job.

270

for halloween this year we should all just dress up as who we really are

nobody would recognize anyone

211

The world will only end once

122

ugh

please get off my head I'm trying to have some time for myself

125

lazy is a very strong word.
i like to call it selective participation.

279

Love is a language spoken by everybody but understood only by the heart.

158

I like people the way I like my tea.

I hate tea.

236

( ' } { ' )

154

SO SCARED AND EXCITED

like when you have to poop and the bathroom is in Narnia

93

I just arrived at that point of the week where I want it to be friday or go back to bed..

155

If I had 24 hours to live...

Ah, fuck it. I'd probably just sit and eat chicken from a bucket.

168

K
C
U
F

94

See you all in church.

Just kidding, meet you at the bar.

176

3

Boldomatic is NOT a place to pick on or intimidate people.

Don't like someone's post, don't follow them.

112

beautiful things don't ask for attention

4

I romantically stand outside your window and hold up my iPhone to blast OUR song...

...a 30sec ad video
plays first.

3

:))
LAUGH
OUT
LOUD

10

STOP
~•~
SMELL
THE
FLOWERS

4

Spank you for smoking

8

This color smells like Birthday cake.

21

Did you know you can post any bold to Instagram using the camera roll?

15

Happy 1st birthday, cheesburger in my car!

19

bold it

1

I can't pretend to be someone i'm not!

11

"I want to meet myself from someone else's view.

16

O

Don't push this button!

13

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
To be healthy,
eat right, walk
right, and talk
to yourself
right.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

8

Become healthier...eat more pizza!

13

I dance
to my own rhythm •

27

There has to be a special place in hell where satan doen't even want them.

9

crestasee

7

Today I ate Haggis for the first time.

conclusion: once is enough.

17

I know
I shouldn't
but I miss you •

11

dear nsa

we built
a fire in the forest.

11

just push the clouds aside.

18

•
ROCK
YOUR
LIFE

12

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(-.- ) (-.-) NSA (-.- ) (-.-)-.)
( -.-) (-.-) IS ( -.-) (-.-) (-.- ) (-.-) WATCHIN' ( -.-) (-.-)
( -.-) (-.-) YOU ( -.-) (-.-)-) (-.- ) (-.-) ( -.-) (-.-) (-.- ) (-.-)-.)
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25

Facebook knows more about me than the NSA, and I don't even have a Facebook account.

13

If at first you don't succeed,

order a Pizza and

"HAKUNA MATATA"

11

when i see lovers names carved on trees, i dont think it's cute. I think it's strange how many ppl take knives out on a date.

37

Let your belly dance, your liver is waiting in line and your feet will follow.

8

You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream.

~ C.S. Lewis

10

GO FORWARD FEARLESSLY

11

PLENTY

8

deep in my heart, bold is the opposite of what i want the world to be.

5

HHII!!!!

2

im elmo and i know it

2

YOU
HAVE
THE
POWER

11

THE
POWER
OF
LOVE

12

that is my name dont were it out

2

I AM
hungre
and tried and hot both ways

1

BRING
IT ON

9

Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two.

36

There's just one legitimate synonym for Friday:

boom shakalaka

42

Is it weird in here, or is it just me?

24

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