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When I was a
baby, an evil fairy cursed me with
an expensive taste and no money.

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I love waving at random people, because you know for the rest of the day they're trying to figure out who the hell you were.

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Having a dirty mind makes ordinary conversations much more interesting.

11

Girls fall in love with what they hear. Boys fall in love with what they see. That's why girls wear make up and boys lie.

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Don't add winky face emoticons to anything unless you want me to take it sexually.

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It's not illegal. It's just frowned upon. Like masturbating on an airplane.

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There is a big difference between a guy and a girl saying,

"I went through an entire box of tissues during that movie."

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