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"I don't like you two anymore. I never liked you two anyhow."

Says my mother
while shopping.
To me and my
sister.

#Idon'tlikeyoutwo, #anymore, #saysmymother, #tomeandmysister

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MOM:
I don't understand why you guys always do this to each other.

RE:
Because that's what siblings do mother. WE BRAG ON EACH OTHER.

#Becausethatswhat, #siblingsdomother, #WEBRAGONEACHOTHER, #preach.on.sista

I am a woman and I hate shopping.

With women.

#I.am.a.woman, #and, #I.hate.shopping, #With.women

teeth:
because blow jobs need to come with a gentle reminder of who's really in charge

Reposted from baerble

#ROFLMFAO, #I_concur.

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Catchin' em' in lies. Comin' by it honestly. MY SISTA.

#Catchin'em'inlies, #Comin'byithonestly, #MYSISTA

I am telling you, one day someone will do it. They will have their way in a lampoonery of 'take no prisoners,' storm-force. Someday • some where
• some way • one day, someone will be brave enough to be me. I could do this all day, every day.
We could be rich. Bitch.

#wecouldberichbitch, #onedaysomeone, #will.be, #brave.enough, #to.be.me, #i.could.do.this, #all.day.every.day