sara661c's Posts

we're friends.
You laugh, i laugh. You cry, i cry. You jump off a bridge, i get on my boat and save your retardet ass.

#friends, #love, #relatable, #funny, #loveit

lemmalemma16 and beautiful like this

sharks aren't really so bad, if a stranger entered my house wearing only a speedo, i would probably attack him too.

#funny, #relatable, #random, #follow, #love, #it

The first word i want to teach my kid is, brains, then i'll have the cutest little zombie.

#random, #funny, #love, #relatable

A jealous woman does a better research than FBI.

#relatable, #true

#random

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