rahban's Posts

The only thing that gets slimmer when am on a diet is my memory...
I start forgetting am on a diet!

#diet

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Fridge's door is opening by itself when it sees me...

#covid19, #corona, #diet, #stayhome

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2020, please use lube!!!
I can't anymore...

#corona, #covid19, #2020

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A successful marriage is the same as a successful diet...
You just have to shut your mouth!!!

#marriage, #diet, #success

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Marriage is a mis-understanding between 2 people...
And when they really understand eachother, they get a divorce...

#marriage, #divorce

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To those who are studying hard for a bright future...
I am currently in the future, and trust me, it's not worth it...

#future

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