radufs's Posts

My spam folder is depressing me, you know how much viagra a could have bought with all that money from Nigeria?

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The internet is full of useless people.

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With great boobs comes great responsibility.

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I want to do dity stuff with you and your chocolate.

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My phone rings in one or two occasions, one, if left unsupervised for more than 60 seconds and two, if not on silent when I'm in public toilet.

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Some dead people are still alive and post, thanks to Facebook. ..

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We underestimate how random this world is, most people are just stupid.

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Definition of WTF: changing all the inputs and still getting the same fucking result over and over...

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My philosophy is that there will be plenty of time to work when I'm dead.

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I joke my way around...

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women feel bad 6 days a month, man feel bad 6 days + the other days the women make us feel bad, we're lucky if get away with a few good days.

The advantage of owning a smart phone : downloading stuff from torrents in the toilet of my company, while taking a crap, with 10 Mbps.

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God saves us from religion...

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I always wonder how does my dog inner voice sound?

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I believe it's going to be a great year, I woke up today with a beautiful hangover...

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Feels like i've been cursed with normality...

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Neurons come and neurons go, but fat cells, the fucking live forever.

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When we talk to God, we're praying. When God talks to us, we're schizophrenic. Jane Wagner

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Good bye cruel world!!! Hellllo pub!!!

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I can act crazy, can you act surprised?

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You look like something I would enjoy abusing.

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Halloween it's like Valentine's day, but on the other side... Mha ha ha ha ha...

thank god
i'm an atheist!

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Change is when your right brain manage to convince your left brain that you live in misery.

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You can't call it a good shit unless the shit is over the water line.

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'I never said half the crap people said I did.'

Albert Einstein

Reposted from Duncanville

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There are so many people on this planet that you can't take a decent fart without someone behind you going: Uhhh, that's disgusting, uhhh.

That awkward moment when you finish taking a shit and you realise there's no toilet paper.

"Everybody comes to bollywood
They wanna make it in the neighborhood
They like the smell of it in bollywood
How could it hurt you when it looks so good", Badona

#bollywood

I don't like my anger, it's like it has it's own mind, it always says: I'm going to kill this motherfucker!

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Weather cast for tonight: dark. ~George Carlin

Great day at work, found some bubble wrap in a drawer. Yeiii.

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If all the insects would disappeare from the earth, in 50 years all life on earth will end, if all humans were to disappear, within 50 years all form of life will flourish. ~somebody

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If ever asked to take an online survey for whatever crap, remember to always say NO, cause you're going to end up paying for some crap and regret it.

To deal with emotional problems women have empathy and men have alcohol.

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If people are sheeple, I am the black sheep.

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Switch decaf with regular in the office, it's going to be an interesting day, lots of people sleeping and a few random heart attacks.

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Short term memory : repeat to remember, long term memory: remember to repeat.

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Motivation doesn't last, neither does shower, so you have to practice daily or at least one a week.

Data is not knowledge, knowledge is not wisdom.

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I hate it when people come to me and tell me: I know you from somewhere. Then I wonder like an idiot where is that. And then come and say, it's not your, it was somebody else. Well thanks fuck, you just waste my time.

My other personality says he's having more fun than me, I was like: Fuck, that can't be true.

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Buttered toast always fells butter face down, unless you catch it on your foot, then it's butter face on your foot.

Adapt what is useful, reject what is useless, and add what
is specifically your own. Like post some awesome crap.

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Jesus second coming was totally missed because of the launch of IPhone 6.

Sure some stuff posted here are awesome but reposting 99 of your 100 posts makes you kind of crapy.

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I'm going to bed after a hard day of converting oxygen to carbon dioxide.

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Admit it, at least once in your life, you have tried to balance the light switch in between the on and off position!

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Every 60 seconds, in Africa a minute passes.

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That awkward moment when you wake up from sleep and you are in the middle of a meeting.

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Every time I can't find a solution, Jesus comes and help me. So I say: Jesus fucking Crist, I can't find a solution!!!

I'm not confused, or am I?

Communicating by text, painfilly slow anf full od mistakes.

Twitter makes you think you're wise.

Instagram makes you think you're a photographer.

Facebook makes you think you have friends.

...but the wake up will be tough.

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you have not experienced true fear until a poster falls down in the middle of the night.

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Here:following unknown people because I like their minds, there: hiding fucking candy crush, celebrities pages and stupid cats movies.

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Hangover mode: people move to fast around me and make to much noise.

When I was in class teachers aged one year every month.

Ideas must be written down, cause they might not come back.

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The carbs are to blame says the fats.

Interesting specimen you are, how do you call yourself?

Some people just don't get it. It's weird, I think sometimes they're retarded.

This morning I thought my mirror was joking.

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AIRPORTS HAVE SEEN MORE SINCERE KISSES THAN WEDDINGS AND HOSPITAL WALLS HEARD MORE HONEST PRAYING THAN CHURCHES.

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ALL THE DRUGS IN THIS WORLD WON'T SAVE YOU FROM YOURSELF.

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I CAN'T DECIDE WHAT I SHOULD EAT, WHILE KIDS IN AFRICA ARE STARVING TO DEATH.

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I've been fighting the war with myself for 32 years, I'm getting good at it.

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Breath in air, breath out alcohol.

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Came down from the bus looking after a pretty girl's ass... banged my head in the bus mirror.

I post therefore I am. I bold therefore I am. I am therefore I am.

Angels speak through me, devils do too.

If you want to understand the world, think that you rule it and you're an evil mother f***er and it will all make sense.

Fight for your mind, it might be the last safe ground.

Don't like my crap, stop following me.

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Bold is so much better, more enjoyable and less depressing the Facebook.

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Man made God in his image.

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