JohnLemon's Posts

behind every great woman... is a man checking out her ass.

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i hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.

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scheiss fete! wenn ich meine hose finde hau ich ab.

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die meisten leute wollen eine perfekte beziehung. ich will essen.

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punkt, punkt, komma, strich. eingeritzt in die butter, sieht es aus wie deine mutter.

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i met god and she's black.

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there are two kind of people in this world. people who pee in the shower & dirty fucking liars.

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looks like it's fuck this shit o'clock.

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santa, all i want for 2013 is a fat bank account and a skinny body. let's try not to mix up the two like you did last year, ok.

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jesus backwards sounds like sausage.

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deine rede. kurzer sinn.

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bacon, it's all about bacon. unless when i'm drunk, then it's about the bitches too.

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if were not meant to have a midnight snack, why is there a light in the fridge?

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