Heddrixx's Posts

I dont need to flirt, I will seduce you with my awkwardness.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?

-The mosquito stops sucking when you slap it.

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I HAVE THE BODY OF A GOD

(unfortunately
it's Buddha)

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Darth Vader died for your sins.

Reposted from mtriggs68

what ever happened to sex, drugs and rock 'n' roll?
all we've got left is aids, crack and techno!

Reposted from beesmoove

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Sex is a sensation
caused by a temptation.
A guy sticks his location, in a girls destination.
To increase population of the next generation.
Do you get my explanation or do you need a demonstration?

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