EmoFreakOut's Posts

Nothing lasts,
but it remains.
Nothing finishes,
but it starts.
Nothing is perfect,
but it's yours.

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I almost had an "I need a guy moment" but then I was able to get the vodka open.

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Emotions? What is this foreign feeling you keep insisting I should feel?!

I almost had an "I need a guy moment" but then I was able to get the vodka open.

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Dear Boys,

Your penis is not like pinocchio’s nose. It won’t get longer every time you lie about its size.

Sincerely,
Reality

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A homie won't bail you out, he'll sit beside you in jail. Sayin' : Man, we fucked up!

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Bolders never bold alone

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Caring is sharing unless you're me!

Oh look a birdie!

Yah my finger...

Let's keep in touch.

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My sarcasm & my sincerity sound surprisingly similar.

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When I'm bored, I send a text to a random number saying

"I hid the body...now what?"

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I'm not an alcoholic, alcoholics go to meetings.

I'm a drunk, we go to parties.

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I don't have a Facebook or Twitter account, so I just go around announcing out loud what I'm doing at random times. I've got three followers so far but I think at least two are cops.

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I just awesomed all over the place.

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We all think we're smart
until we try to turn on
someone else's shower.

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I'm at a period in my life where i love myself,
to the point if i saw another me somewhere,

who knows what would happen

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next Time when I'm Alone And A stranger starts Talking To me I'm Going To look At Them ,SHOCKED,And

WHISPER

" You Can See Me "?

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And here starts another week without me being rich or famous.

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A cop pulled me over and said "Papers..."

So I said, "Scissors, I win!" and I drove off.

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I just had a near-work experience.

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Wow, that was rather inappropriate.

Let's be friends.

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Awe you make me feel all lovey dovey and shit

Get the fuck out

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Dear Life

Please stop fucking me in broad daylight.
I would much rather prefer it under the cover of darkness.

yours sincerely
me

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I swear if my
memory was any worse, I could plan my own surprise party.

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I swear if my
memory was any worse, I could plan my own surprise party.

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I swear if my
memory was any worse, I could plan my own surprise party.

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renamed my ipod the Titanic, so when i plug it in, it says "the Titanic is syncing" he he

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If I found a bag of cash in the streets, it'd be hard to decide whether to take it or leave it. I hate carrying things.

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You make me smile...

And also super horny, but that's not the point.

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I'd like to offer moral support but I have questionable morals.

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Relax....

We're all crazy.
It's not a competition.

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the less people you chill with, the less bullshit you deal with.

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they told me
I couldn't,

that's why I did.

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Shit happens.
The sooner you get over it, the sooner your life moves on.

#life

My mom is coming to visit for the holdays.

#horrorstory

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I've never seen a Mcdonalds or a Burger King under construction.

They just show up.

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Conversation starter:

"I don't like people."

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Its summer. I have online schooling i need to do if i want to graduate. I work 6-7 days a week at a job i love...
what the fuck do u think im going to choose if i have the choice?

A Blind Man walks into a
bar.
And a table.
And a chair.

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i
do
stupid
shit...
learn
to
love
it...

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You can't be suprised by what I did when you know all that I have done.

yah i know.

im awesome get over it already dude

YOU CAN FORCE ME TO HELL,
BUT I WILL TAKE YOU WITH ME.

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Everything is better when you decide

you don't care

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Keep rolling your eyes.

Maybe you'll find a brain back there.

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The trouble with jogging is, by the time you realize you're not fit for it, it's too far to walk back •

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The "post" button is a dare.

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We can't be friends if you don't understand my sarcasm •

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LISTEN.
SMILE.
AGREE.

AND THEN DO
WHATEVER THE
FUCK YOU WERE
GONNA DO ANYWAY

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Life
sucks.
Get
over
it.

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i believe i am im hell, therefore i am

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Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes.

After that who cares? He's a mile away and you've got his shoes.

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When I'm bored, I send a text to a random number saying

"I hid the body...now what?"

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LET'S DO SOME "WE SHOULDN'T BE DOING THIS" THINGS.

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If you think the things I say out loud are bad, you should hear the things I keep to myself.

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