DominicLomax's Posts

Just managed to fart,
Without pissing out a load
Of rusty water.

#haiku, #XmArse

Thinks he's Tony Stark
does Elon Musk - wants to be
Mr President.

#haiku, #giveit4years, #dangerousmas, #tit

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The GU10 mount,
Was invented by Satan,
The worst have hobbies.

#haiku, #GU10, #shit, #lighting, #IhateGU10s, #theyareshit

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Ides of November,
Numerous mosquito bites,
Upon my tackle.

#haiku, #iamnotamused

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Zero time for facts,
No time for truth or knowledge,
The age of stupid.

#haiku, #dystopia, #theageofstupid

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#BEBOLD

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