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May all your ups and downs be between the sheets.

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"I'm sorry" and "my bad" mean the same thing. Unless you're at a funeral.

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When i die i want my tombstone to offer free WiFi so people will visit me more often.

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I don't make mistakes,
I date them.

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others have sex in the kitchen, I eat in bed

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The
only thing stronger than a mother's love is a
garlic breath •

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