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difference between pizza and your opinion is that I asked for pizza •

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lovers

that word really bums me out

..unless its between cheese and pizza

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Men use love to get sex. Women use sex to get love. Me? I use coupons to get pizza...

78

I can't turn water into wine,
but I can turn pizza into breakfast

74

Let's kiss.
Let's fuck.
Let's order pizza.

97

If you ever feel sad remember that there's a number you can call and a pizza will be there in 30 minutes.

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It's always awkward ending phone calls with loved ones.

I'm always like "I love you" and they're like "Uhm..thank you for choosing Romans Pizza..."

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Sometimes I don't finish a book, but I act like I did, which is the opposite of my interactions with pizza.

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YOU'RE JUST LIKE THE LAST PIECE OF PIZZA. EVERYONE WANTS IT, BUT NOBODY DARES TO TAKE IT.

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men use love to get sex. women use sex to get love. I use coupons to get pizza

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Just got a pizza, I said cut it in 6 pieces, I can't eat 8.

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Your car is German.
Your vodka is Russian.
Your pizza is Italian.
Your kebab is Turkish.
Your democracy is Greek.
Your coffee is Brazilian.
Your movies are American.
Your tea is Tamil.
Your shirt is Indian.
Your oil is Saudi Arabian.
Your electronics are Chinese.
Your numbers are Arabic.
Your letters are Latin.

And you complain that your neighbor is an immigrant?

Pull yourself together.

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