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My girlfriend told me to take a spider out instead of killing it. We went and had some drinks. Cool guy. Wants to be a lawyer.

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What's worse than finding a spider in your house?

Losing it.

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What was Spider Man's major in college?

Web Design.

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Even though she's a princess, she wants to go as a spider. And, It doesn't even occur to her, to be afraid.

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"Spiderman" is a nice nickname for
a web designer.

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There is no better
Karate instructor
than a spider web
in your face

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When my nieces were here one night, they saw a spider. I being quick told them I should not kill it, that if I have spiders that meant other bugs are in my house. In killing the spider that would mean the other bugs would live. Now the spiders have opened a Community in my basement. It sucks when spiders are leading a better life than I am. You do not even want to see what they pay for rent.

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Last Halloween, I went (last minute!) trick or treating, for the first time ever,
after my children begged me to take them out.
This year, we are so on it. Get ready for The Spider Princess, Zombie Boy, and The Undertaker. BOO!

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Let's take a moment and be thankful..

that spiders don't fly.

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to catch a spider you need a piece of paper and a glass:

1. write HELP on piece of paper. put in window.
2. fill glass with vodka.
3. drink.
4. repeat until help arrives.

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That moment of terror when you lose sight of a spider, and suddenly become a victim in your own home.

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