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I'm not that good at being myself.

IRONIE IST WENN POLITIKER OHNE BERUFSABSCHLUSS EINEN FACHKRÄFTEMANGEL BEKLAGEN

I DONT UNDERSTAND HOW A CEMETERY CAN RAISE IT'S FUNERAL PRICES AND BLAME IT ON THE COST OF LIVING?

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$/\ \ /\ ( ) .( 0 ).nce you are real you can't become unreal again. It lasts for always. Margery Williams, The Velveteen Rabbit$

Stupidity is not knowing little, nor is it wanting to know little. Stupidity is believing to know enough...

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.14-02. _ .2022.
here is to a happy
Valiumtine's day
instead ~ don't
'.worry = just.'
';be-happy;'
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Who is supposed to consume all this?

HANDING OVER MY I.D. AT THE POST OFFICE, THE CLERK BLURTS OUT,
"YOU'VE WORN A BIT SINCE THIS PHOTO WAS TAKEN"

"YOU'RE DEAD RIGHT LOVE!" I REPLIED.
" I HAD I TTAKEN JUST BEFORE I JOINED YOUR FEKN QUEUE"

A problem shared

is a problem halved.

CAR SEX IS NO PROBLEM. WHERE TO PARK IS.

I GOT IN TOUCH WITH MY INNER SELF TODAY....
THATS THE LAST TIME I'LL BUY 1PLY TOILET PAPER AT THE DOLLAR STORE

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