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Never
judge a
Bold by
its colour.

16

There once was a man from Madras. Who had balls that were made out of brass. When he banged them together he'd play "Stormy Weather" and lightning would shoot out of his ass!

8

I once heard a true narcissist say
To his mirror reflection one day,
"No one will love you better than I--
And should they come close enough to try,
You can be sure I'll drive them away."

8

An alien from Alpha Centauri
T'was caught speeding and told the cop "Sorry"
Four hookers, three trannies
Leathered lads and two grannies
Was all he could fit in his Ferrari!

9

a lime is like the green tomato version of a lemon

7

There once was a girl named Jane,
Who thought she could see in the rain,
She went out of her dorm,
And into a storm,
And alas she was hit by a train.

4

To be continued...

8

there once was a man who said woe,

I think that I know that I know,

what I really want to see is the I that is me,

when I know that I know that I know...

-Alan Watts-

6

A Dirty Limerick

There was a lass whose hair was orange...

Err....yah.

Nothing rhymes with orange!

Shit!

6

IT HAS BEEN A TEQUILA, LIME AND SALT KINDA DAY....

6

IN THE GARDEN OF EDEN SAT ADAM,
MASSAGING THE BUST OF HIS MADAM,
HE CHUCKLED WITH MIRTH,
FOR HE KNEW THAT ON EARTH,
THERE WAS ONLY TWO BOOBS AN HE HAD 'EM !

6

My name is Yon Yonson

I work in Wisconsin

I work in a lumbermill there

5

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