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MAWWIAGE
THAT BWESSED
AWWAIMENT
THAT DWWEAM
WIVVIN A DWEEAM
AND WUV TWUE WOVE
WIWW FOWWOW YOU
FOW EVAH AND EVAH.

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I SHOULD LIKE TO BURY SOMETHING PRECIOUS IN EVERY PLACE WHERE I'VE BEEN HAPPY AND THEN, WHEN I'M OLD AND UGLY AND MISERABLE, I COULD COME BACK AND DIG IT UP AND REMEMBER.

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"A woman should do as she pleases, just like a man."

JENNIFER BEALS - Eva

3

If the young and handsome brides man is watching you at his own wedding, you know there's something in the bush.

5

Do you want to be a Polyester Bride?
Or do you want to hang your head and die?
Do you want to find alligator cowboy boots they just put on sale?
Or do you want to flap your wings and fly away from here?

5

The garage truck is making the same noise Westley did before he died!

5

Stove? What kind of name is Stove..? Do you belong in the appliance section? Pfft... Stove. It's Steve Ma'am.

4

There's a big difference between mostly dead and all dead.

Mostly dead is slightly alive.

With all dead, well, with all dead there's usually only one thing you can do

Go through his clothes and look for loose change.

4

"The trouble with free women Charles, is they're free to despise us. It's a risk I find unacceptable."

ANTHONY HIGGINS - Clerval

3

Baron: You must trust me, and you must obey me!

Eva: I will not obey you! I will not!

Baron: Don't provoke me, Eva!

Eva: I will provoke you!

3

1985
duh

3

I heard in a movie that if you're a bridesmaid that sex is guaranteed. I for one cannot vouch for the accuracy of that statement because I have never been a bridesmaid. But, I am open to the idea.

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