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I sneeze so much,
that sometimes I wonder
if I'm allergic to you.

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I'm allergic to you

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i'm
a
hot
mess,
but
without
hot

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I'm just now finding out that I am pretty much allergic or sensitive to most eveything except breathing...

...So, I've got that going for me.

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This post is dedicated to all of those with absolutely no taste whatsoever!

No, seriously. If your sinuses are perpetually clogged thanks to seasonal allergies, you cannot taste anything!

The Easter feast just won't be the same! (**sigh**)

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"I have seasonal allergies" has saved me more than once during this pandemic!

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The only thing flowing right now?

My sinuses!

(I despise allergies!)

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I swear the pollen count has reached destroy-the-humans level today.

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Als Allergiker empfehle ich Rotwein statt Kuhmilch.

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She told me if I came home with her that her pussy was mine for the night. I blushed and then sheepishly muttered,"Sorry, I am allergic to cats."

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herr müller ist aus thailand zurück.

hoffentlich ist das wirklich nur eine "sonnenallergie", die er im gepäck hatte.

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She: "This cat is adorable and you haven't sneezed once since we got here."

Me: "Sure. I guess we can adopt her."

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