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People who leave the clicking noise on when texting, who hurt you?

I speak six languages fluently, but I have no idea what people my age are saying in their texts.

Sorry I haven't texted you in awhile, haven't been drunk lately.

Senior Texting Codes

* ATD At The Doctors
* BTW Bring The
Wheelchair
*DWI Driving while
Incontinent
* TOT Texting On Toilet

Fuck texting. I want you here

$Yesterday I got so drunk, I responded to my own text.$

If you text me first it's your job to keep the conversation going.

Who removed the breathalyzer from my phone?

Nobody texsts faster than a pissed off female.

I read that, by law, you have to turn on your headlights when it's
raining in Sweden.

How am I supposed to know when it's
raining in Sweden?

I HAD THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT....
BUT I DIDN'T
HAVE THE ABILITY...

me: hey

in my mind: omg did i really just send that, what if i'm annoying them, i really should stop, they hate me, omg i'm so embarrassed

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