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SORRY, CALL ME OLD FASHIONED, BUT I THINK SHORTS SHOULD BE LONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA.

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I tripped on my way to the bar, and while trying not to fall I won the disco dancing contest

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I think I have short term memory, but I don't remember.

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"It's a long story" is just a polite way of saying "I don't feel like telling you."

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I enjoy brief and delicious.

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my boss said, "it's such a nice day".

i think what he really meant is "go home and enjoy"

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You know all those things you've always wanted to do?

You should go and do them!

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I admire people
who are short and
to the point. Sadly,
I'm just short.

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Follow me to temptation...

Okay really now who the fuck am I kiddin'!

Follow me, I know a shortcut.

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is there a height limit? Because I feel small sometimes

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Weekend:
noun

The best part of the week ever, but it doesn't last as long as you want it to.

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She's back-the one I work with, that, somehow knows everything about anything you could possibly know. It's just amazing how someone can be an expert on every subject in the world.

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