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I wish I had boobs so people would stop making eye contact with me.

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ich war mir immer selbst ein rätsel

17

Next time someone without a mask accuses you of being a Liberal, tell them you woke-up with a fever of 102.0 F and you wear the mask to prevent the spread of whatever bug you got. Then end the argument solidly with,"Can I get a hug?"

15

Who're you when you log out?

17

I FEEL LIKE GRABBING A RANDOM KID BY THE SHOULDER'S
AND SHOUTING

"I'M YOU FROM THE FUTURE!

14

I just dumped a pack of M&M's into my mask and I am slowly eating them like a horse.

10

We're all
fooling
someone.

16

Fact: wearing a mask is NOT going to provide one hundred percent protection from any virus. But, wearing a mask, washing hands, practicing social distancing and avoiding high traffic areas will cut down your odds significantly. The proof is there, folks. Learn it. Know it. Live it.

13

Airgasm;

Intense pleasure from the air felt on the face when the mask is removed.

9

IF YOU'RE UGLY AND HAVE PRETTY EYES.....
THIS IS YOUR CHANCE ;-))

13

Eyes tell what words can't

9

Show me your habits, and I going to tell you, if my therapist can live with it.

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