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I will gladly
add you to
the menu,
but, I'm going
to need my
dinner first.

27

laaaaaaaaa
aaaaaaang
weeeeeeee
eeeeeeeilig

14

"liquid persuasion"

17

Time to do what I do best; ruin it for everybody.

13

I still think Homer is the way to go.

12

But.. that was the best I could do.

10

You'll have to speak up, I'm wearing a towel.

10

Nukular. Das Wort heisst Nukular.

10

You're so stupid you asked me the number for 911.

7

I'm shaving my shoulders...

3

Ich weiss ich habe dich nie um Hilfe gebeten, aber bitte hilf mir...

...Superman!

#simpsons

3

They sat at the table...

The last tab of acid between them. "You want it?" he said. She looked at him with a mix of horror and disgust and merely shook her head no. Helplessly she watched Homer Simpson dressed in a bearskin take the daisy from the table and place it in his mouth with an eerily toothy grin. Homer said, "Let's go watch television." She took his paw and walked into the stadium-like room where she was met by the loud cacophony of hooting cheers from gun-toting, furniture jumping chimpanzees wearing Richard Nixon masks...

Good times...

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