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TIP OF THE DAY:

Never hold your fart in because they travel up your spine, into your brain and that's where your shit ideas come from •

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My younger sister just got her PhD and I'm writing this pink post about a smelly fart that I named Frank.

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That awkward
moment when you fart, thinking nobody
else is around...

15

Nothing is scarier than attempting the first fart after having diarrhea.

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When making tough decisions, I use what I call the fart theorem:
If I have to push, then it's most definitely shit.

ps.best served in relationshits

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Note to myself:

Wearing headphones
do not make my farts silent.

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I don't smoke weed. last time I did it I stood in the kitchen and boiled an onion and ate it, the whole process took like 4 hours.

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*Walks off to get something*

What did I come over here for?

*Walks back*

Ohhhh, that's what I needed.

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I name this fart after you

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The fart...

It's your asshole's way of talking shit behind your back!

8

cat fart

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If a fart was let loose and there was nobody around, would it still smell?

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